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Which DMs Should You Slide Into Next?

You slid a n00d into those dms exactly the way we expected you to! You better run to your mama and say "mama you were right, this app is exclusively for sexting." Mama will like that. Mamas like being right.

Snapchat

With so many of your photos available as easy reference, you must be real confident that this shawty will approve. You will probably hold your wedding two months earlier than you should because you're just aching! to! post! about it!

Instagram

You are one bad bitch. You might just be ballsy enough to slide into a professors dms! Just remember all the porn intros you've watched. You've been training all your life. Go on young padawan. Go get em ;)

Canvas/Blackboard

ur one lazy goof! but u sure do know how to chirp a babe.

Twitter

susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours
-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-
susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
Go get em Susie!!

AIM Instant Messenger

No matter what don't fall for him, he will break your heart. He's no good for you but if he's good at what he does, you'll fall in love with him and you can't get away. He will text other girls while dating you and will constantly flirt, if theres one of the other girls around he will either ignore both of you or one of you to make the other person jealous. Be wary.

Carrier Pigeon

Remember the commercials where the chicken noodle soup can would get sad and roll through the streets following the woman (who didn't buy it) home? That is you. You are that clingy. And the ol' can and string will let you truly strut your stuff!

The Ol' Can and String

Ol' Reliable! You may lack zest but you make up for it with your amazing capacity to slide into the dms of every person in your high school. The sound of "Jenna!! Do I know this kid? Oh sh\*t wait isn't he's that one in the senior class who sells drugs?" is music to your ears!

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Which DMs Should You Slide Into Next?

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