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What Type Of FT Couple Are You?
Blankets were made for a reason people!!! You and your bae both have body shaping pillows and honestly this cuddling might just be better than the real thing. No hair in your face. You can mute that b*tch if you hear any snoring. This is some high quality sh*t. Live for it.
You always have some BuzzFeed quiz ready for your babe. TBH your just here on FaceTime to hear that demonstrative cackle echo through your room. (And you are motherf*cking succeeding.) Always remember: prep your wacky hats, practice your dance moves, maybe take a shot or two to get nice and zesty. And then give that babe a show ;)
If you could walk around with a hologram of your shawty beside you always, you would. And your shawty would too. You probably peed in front of your bae on the second date. Their food? Nah its your food. Honestly you have a devilsh desire to make fun of them every second... So you'll just have to be there for every damn moment to make sure you don't miss a single screw up
You WackADOODLES! You're in the same darn room. You can just talk to each other. I know all these newfangled thingymabobers are exciting but there's no reason to strain yourselves. Stick to the basics cuties.
KIMBERLY YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO KNOW WAHT THIS B*TCH DID TODAY! You and your babe are hard to distinguish from a pair of aggressive close bffs. People probably question whether you are dating bc you're in love or bc you're using this relationship to try and get onto the Amazing Race. And hey it might be a lil bit of both. BUT KIMBERLY ISNT SUPPOSED TO F*CKING KNOW THAT!
Approximately 56.8% of these facetimes are silent. Babe A stares at Babe B while Babe B scrolls through the gram. Babe B stares at Babe A while Babe A does work. "My honey is just a damn fine piece," you tell yourself. You say it again and again. And a cardboard cutout of your honey just stands in the background. Maybe disagreeing. Maybe not.