Community·Posted on Oct 24, 201917 Times People Failed To Honor The Unspoken Rules Of Public Bathroom EtiquetteDo NOT make eye contact with me through the crack in the stall.by Chelsea BrownCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Choosing the neighboring stall when there are PLENTY of other options: Tia Murawski @tialovescrosby Can we start publicly shaming people who choose the stall next to you in the bathroom because today I was in an empty bathroom w 20+ stalls and the bitch chose the one next to me and I almost made a citizens arrest this shit is out of hand 03:28 AM - 15 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. And not following the 1-3-5 rule: DMXS Radio @dmxsradio I feel the need to post a PSA on public bathroom etiquette after some animals recently displayed ignorance to this staple of humanity. The 1-3-5 rule should be observed on both urinals and stalls at all costs and there should be no words uttered at any time even if there’s a fire 10:00 PM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Leaving your pee on the seat for someone else to wipe up: Jacque Rae @missjacquerae To the women who splatter pee all over the damn toilet seat in public bathrooms.... Either wipe the seat when you're done or play in traffic 11:28 PM - 19 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Peeing on the FLOOR: 🍁itsjustdedy🍁 @ItsJustHedy do all men just make it their personal duty to piss on the floor in every bloody public bathroom 05:04 PM - 07 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Failing to take responsibility: John Jiao, MD @ ICU overnights @JohnJiao The worst thing about finding pee on the toilet seat at a public bathroom is the fact that I know I have to clean it up or else the person after me will think Im the one who did a Niagara Falls impression 11:19 PM - 27 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Having the audacity to look another person in the eye: Rob Perez @WorldWideWob eye contact in a public bathroom gotta be at least a misdemeanor 03:57 PM - 11 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. TALKING to another person in the bathroom: Vixx @VexingVixxen Good morning to everyone except people who try to talk to me while I’m peeing in a public restroom. No. There is nothing so important that you must speak to me while my bits are out. Shut the fuck up, Karen. 01:43 PM - 08 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Even simply acknowledging another bathroom user's existence: KT @KathrynTilmes Sneezed in a bathroom stall at the gym and a woman said “bless you” 👀 like, lady, do you not understand proper etiquette??? When we’re in the bathroom we are INVISIBLE we do not hold conversations or bless each other. 03:00 PM - 11 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Having a full-on phone convo while everyone is just trying to do their business: Meagan Harris @MeaganMHarris What's the etiquette when someone is on the phone in the restroom? Do you wait for them to leave to flush? I wonder this every day! Also... why do so many people talk on the phone in the restroom now???? 02:20 PM - 06 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Refusing to take an extra .01 second to flush what you just produced in the toilet: Fran Meneses @frannerd I genuinely wonder who’s the person who goes to a public restroom, poops, and decides not to flush, like what’s the reason behind that? “Nah sorry, too busy” “I’m in a hurry already wasted too much time wiping my ass” I JUST WANNA KNOW WHY 04:48 PM - 06 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Especially if you went #2: B SUPREME @BaerTaffy If you go #2 in a public restroom and don't flush I should legally be allowed to come shit in your house. 03:02 AM - 16 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Making your struggle loud and clear: John Levenstein @johnlevenstein Sir, you do not need to moan "oh boy" when you are taking a shit in a public restroom. 08:34 PM - 04 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Knocking on a locked door: Longacre @justin_longacre To the individuals who try a public restroom door, find it locked, and proceed to knock: what additional information are you seeking, exactly? 09:46 PM - 25 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Especially when you’re fully aware that the door is locked: Dad That Writes ☕ @dadthatwrites Let's say you're going to use a public restroom, but the door is locked. You also notice that it's the type which locks only from the inside. You can either: A: DON'T KNOCK. Wait until the person in there exits. -OR- B: Go jump off a fucking bridge you piece of shit. 07:26 PM - 25 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Failing to simply look straight ahead when a new person enters: Robert Ghoulet @BostonJerry Open the door to the office bathroom, there's a guy at the urinal, and he TURNS AROUND TO LOOK AT ME when I walk in. That's not how men's bathroom etiquette works at all. 06:56 PM - 16 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Making things unnecessarily awkward: BooTownCop @BeanTownCop Listen, it’s bathroom etiquette that if I’m pooping in a stall first, then you come in to pee, and you hear me flushing and getting ready to come out, you hurry your ass up, wash your filthy hands, and leave before I come out to avoid and awkward encounter at the sink. 11:44 PM - 21 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. And just being a straight-up animal: rabbit but fucked up @puppetmotel who tried to take a fucking bite out of this toilet paper roll. why do public bathrooms turn people into complete animals 03:15 PM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite