Community·Posted on Nov 2, 201915 Tweets That Will Make Anyone Who's A Parent Laugh And Maybe Cry A Little"Entire cities have been built in the same amount of time it takes our 3-year-old to put on her shoes."by broberts1Community ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Moe @_Mo_lee_ Daughter: You're invading my personal space Mom: You came out of my personal space 06:58 PM - 08 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ilana Wiles @mommyshorts Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours. 10:07 PM - 12 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Mommy Owl @Lhlodder That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you're like, "Honey, I don't even know what day of the week it is." 05:44 PM - 14 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Caffeine & Fairydust @CaffeineandF Never, & I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep.They will sense your excitement & abort mission! #momlife 06:44 PM - 14 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Unfiltered Mama @UnfilteredMama In case you were wondering, the loudest sound in the world is my kid screaming, "Are you pooping?!?" in a public restroom. 09:18 PM - 19 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Momma of Midgard @MidgardMomma Parenthood is: Telling your kids they can't eat brownies for breakfast, then eating brownies for breakfast after they leave for school. 12:43 PM - 18 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 🐱Mommy Curses👻 @mommy_cusses There are Olympians who began intense training regimens at age 5, but sure, son, keep licking the bathtub. 05:58 PM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sarah del Rio @sarahdelri0 What I say to my son: "Get dressed." His interpretation: "Stand around naked watching television with one sock on." 12:32 PM - 03 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Parenting a newborn: 30% feeding 50% changing diapers 20% worrying 80% becoming so sleep deprived that you forget how to do basic math 02:03 PM - 24 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Krista Voda @kristavoda Entire cities have been built in the same amount of time it takes our 3yr old to put on her shoes. 🤦♀️😂 #MomProblems 02:30 PM - 03 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Nzinga Qunta @NzingaQ I burnt my toddler’s supper once last week, now every time I prepare food she keeps reminding me not to leave it for too long... 3 year old Judge Judy. 08:33 AM - 03 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Hayden Merryn @HaydenVanHulzen My son just asked me how old I was going to be for my birthday I said "29" He literally got teary and goes "that means you're going to heaven soon" ..........this birthday is cancelled. #momproblems #oldaf 12:32 AM - 18 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mama Babbles... @mama_babble 8 yo: "Mommy, what did you want to be when you grew up?" Me: "Not this tired." 01:56 AM - 05 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Mommin' Ain't Easy @1happydisaster Is it acceptable to get a babysitter just so I can nap and maybe binge watch some tv? #momlife #momproblems #sotired 02:44 PM - 12 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Domestic Goddess @DomesticGoddss Ever notice in the story of the 3 bears, Papa Bear's porridge is piping hot, baby's is perfect, & poor Mama Bear's is cold? I get it now. 02:02 PM - 27 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite