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    Guide To Being A Chinese Cabinet Member- BRIZMUN 2017

    “All we want is peace and chinese the fuck out of our territory… because we say so”- India #crisiscouncil #brizmun2017

    1. Get gas attacked by Indian spies

    2. Have false rumours start about your sexual orientation

    3. Claim Indians are a bunch of cannibals

    4. Claim you love "war".. and "everything"

    5. Fail to keep the fingers of Tibetans intact