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Which Member Of RJ Are You (Part 2)

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  1. You...

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    Put your boy before your girls
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    Hook up with anyone with a penis
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    Treat your bf like shit the first time around but then somehow get him back
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    Are a ghost until you throw up everywhere at a party, and then you just become hated by the school
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    Hold mad grudges
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    Lie and try to hide the fact that you hooked up with people because you are an embarrassed hoe
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    Are demanding and controlling in relationships which causes people to feel liberated after they break up with you
  2. What do you have to look forward to

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    Not college because all you do is sleep and smoke
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    Marrying your best friend because you are secretly lovers but you can't admit it
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    Actually fitting in size 4 jeans instead of just lying about it
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    Blue-balling another boy because you can't get him to squirt fast enough
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    Having a relationship with a boy before you even kiss with them because you are a pussy
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    Getting an STD because you become a drunk hoe and don't remember hooking up with people
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    Nothing because you are shy and sweaty even though you got botox to remove the sweat glands
  3. What do you do in your free time?

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    Babysit because you have no social life and when you do have a social life, you say you get drunk when you really don't
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    Cry in your baths about how miserable your life is because the one boy you like, who also has no other options, still refuses to hook up with you
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    Fantasize over your orgasms caused by Danny, and attempt to have a future when really it was just a couple night fling.
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    Cause unnecessary problems and overreact about everything and then expect people to not hate you
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    Answer only Coke's snapchats, or send one massive snapchat per day with a bunch of filters applied
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    Do stick and poke tattoos because you think you are a badass, or send snapchats with a lot of boobage
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    Suck your best friend's dick
  4. Role in the Group

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    Risk Taker, not afraid to make a savage comment because everyone hates you anyways
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    The Jew who goes on Jew dates with Yuvy and Max Weinstein
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    The Mega Hoe
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    The Bitch, speaks to everyone, even her best friends, teachers, parents, boyfriend and strangers, in a really bitchy tone
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    Instigates the couple hangouts, while leaving everyone else out
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    Most athletic, yet least attendance at group events
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    Provide lots of rides and money and nothing else
  5. At a party...

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    Takes an Uber 45 minutes in the wrong direction with a short Mexican
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    Loses shoes and friends, but makes sure you end up with boyfriend at end of night
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    Is too cool for friends and ditches them to ride on that dick
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    Starts either screaming, crying, throwing up, or hooking up with someone (not because they necessarily want to, but because his bros are)
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    Throws up on people hooking up and then gets caught by the cops and has their mom come
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    Half mom half bombed
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    Doesn't attend parties because they are not what mature moms do
  6. In a conversation...

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    Answers with some spelling errors every 5 hours
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    *Whiney voice*
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    Pouty face while screaming
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    Doesn't have conversations with people you hold grudges against no matter how many times they apologize
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    Rolls eyes or makes lip movements to be rude
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    Over text, mostly responds with hahaha or oh. In person, tries to avoid when the group is having conversation that draws attention in public
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    Stutters and mispronunciations
  7. First to...

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    Get fired because you are messyyyy
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    Cry over the same boy for 4 years, and then have him as fwb and drop him because of your ego #hypocrite
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    Actually follow through with a diet (and brag about it), but ironically is dating a whale
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    Rub and suck off a boy's 8th grade sized chode
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    Get hated on for shaking boobs and ass for no reason
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    Get in a major accident because you have no street smarts and -3 brain cells
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    Get their happy trail lasered
  8. Most annoying...

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    Voice (Spichey)
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    Outfits #Pull down your shorts #Nobody wants to see your ass cheeks
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    Body piercing (nose)
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    Fights to put up with because you never let the other person speak their mind and think you are always right #AdamNedDidThrowDownYouLiar
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    Hair flips while trying to hide the hair bumps you miss while straightening your hair
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    Brother (Brandon)
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    Person to be alone with, absolutely no conversation to make
  9. What are you getting arrested for

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    Incest with Brandon
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    Killing all your pets
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    Groping in public, excessive rubbing that makes everyone beyond uncomfortable
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    Weed
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    Underage drinking because you don't know how to fucking control yourself
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    Not listening to the doctor's suggestions regarding weight
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    Drugging boys in order to hook up with them, or prostitution #whore
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