You are sarcastic.You are ~extremely~ sarcastic.You tend to lean towards the realistic side of things.You moved to LA to get closer to the whales.You make a lot of faces.When you workout you listen to Huey Lewis because it pumps you up.You don't believe in paying for the "weefee".However, you believe in stealing the "weefee".You don't have any problems with repeating the same thing that you've regretted.You question if calling a girl "Shorty" is still cool.You've decided to give up on women.You've decided to give up on women and raise tomatoes instead.Sometimes you can't believe that you're the most sober one out of all of your friends.Most of the time you're not the sober one.You hate doors!You love sex and sandwiches.You are definitely not a successful adult.You don't eat vegetables.You don't take care of yourself.You don't know what Mazel Tov means.You're not afraid to be straight-forward.You're not afraid to be straight-forward even if it means that you'll hurt someone's feelings.You think terrible people and jokes are hilarious.You like chipmunks more than squirrels.You don't trust fish because they breath water.You drink to forget.There are times where you want to go to your room and do weird stuff on your computer.Like this quiz.You don't believe that dinosaurs actually exist.You don't dance.Pink robes are your cat nip.You don't deal with exes.As you get older, you believe that you're aging into your personality.You feel like your Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.You know that Michael Jordan is the first man who taught you how you could love another man.20-year-old girls think you're awesome.You haven't done laundry in 5 months.Your philosophical question is: "When does a hill become a mountain?"You had no idea that Italy was more than just pizza.Instead of delivering mail, you deliver hot sex.You've done a lot of things in your life.Example: you've written half a book about zombies.You have a girlfriend.You have a ~super awesome~ girlfriend.You are currently single right now and you're okay with that.You've panic ordered $200 worth of food.You don't like having lots of responsibility.
How Nick Miller From "New Girl" Are You?
We're sure that your full name isn't Nick Miller, but you taking this quiz shows us how much you love watching New Girl.
We're going to tell you that you're 1/4 Nick Miller. Maybe spice up your conversations with more sarcasm and you could be Nick Miller in no problem.
Your personality is on par of Nick Miler's with your apathetic moments, socially inept problems, and extreme sarcasm.
You're the wise-cracking, realistic, and the most "normal" person of your group of friends. You are Nick Miller, yay!