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How Nick Miller From "New Girl" Are You?

If you're not a successful adult, don't eat vegetables or haven't done your laundry in 5 months, this quiz is for you.

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  1. Check off all of the statements that are true:

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    You are sarcastic.
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    You are ~extremely~ sarcastic.
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    You tend to lean towards the realistic side of things.
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    You moved to LA to get closer to the whales.
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    You make a lot of faces.
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    When you workout you listen to Huey Lewis because it pumps you up.
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    You don't believe in paying for the "weefee".
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    However, you believe in stealing the "weefee".
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    You don't have any problems with repeating the same thing that you've regretted.
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    You question if calling a girl "Shorty" is still cool.
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    You've decided to give up on women.
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    You've decided to give up on women and raise tomatoes instead.
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    Sometimes you can't believe that you're the most sober one out of all of your friends.
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    Most of the time you're not the sober one.
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    You hate doors!
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    You love sex and sandwiches.
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    You are definitely not a successful adult.
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    You don't eat vegetables.
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    You don't take care of yourself.
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    You don't know what Mazel Tov means.
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    You're not afraid to be straight-forward.
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    You're not afraid to be straight-forward even if it means that you'll hurt someone's feelings.
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    You think terrible people and jokes are hilarious.
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    You like chipmunks more than squirrels.
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    You don't trust fish because they breath water.
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    You drink to forget.
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    There are times where you want to go to your room and do weird stuff on your computer.
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    Like this quiz.
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    You don't believe that dinosaurs actually exist.
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    You don't dance.
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    Pink robes are your cat nip.
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    You don't deal with exes.
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    As you get older, you believe that you're aging into your personality.
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    You feel like your Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.
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    You know that Michael Jordan is the first man who taught you how you could love another man.
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    20-year-old girls think you're awesome.
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    You haven't done laundry in 5 months.
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    Your philosophical question is: "When does a hill become a mountain?"
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    You had no idea that Italy was more than just pizza.
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    Instead of delivering mail, you deliver hot sex.
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    You've done a lot of things in your life.
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    Example: you've written half a book about zombies.
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    You have a girlfriend.
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    You have a ~super awesome~ girlfriend.
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    You are currently single right now and you're okay with that.
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    You've panic ordered $200 worth of food.
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    You don't like having lots of responsibility.
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