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    Updated on Aug 19, 2020. Posted on Feb 25, 2014

    10 Reasons Crusoe Is Your New Favorite Dachshund

    How many other CelebrityDachshunds do you know?

    This is Crusoe.

    "The wiener dog who thinks he's more of a celebrity than he really is"

    1. He doesn't let his height stop him

    2. He throws some serious side-eye / Via

    "Look at this idiot."

    3. He knows how to unwind

    4. He works well on a team

    5. He doesn't let Polar Vortexes slow him down / Via

    6. He dominates Halloween every year.



    7. He volunteers his time

    8. He knows the way to a woman's heart

    9. He's a true sports fan / Via

    10. All in all, he crushes life / Via

    Aye, Aye Captain

    Check Out More Of Crusoe On His Award-Winning Blog, CelebrityDachshund

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