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    10 Reasons Crusoe Is Your New Favorite Dachshund

    How many other CelebrityDachshunds do you know?

    This is Crusoe.

    "The wiener dog who thinks he's more of a celebrity than he really is"

    1. He doesn't let his height stop him

    2. He throws some serious side-eye / Via

    "Look at this idiot."

    3. He knows how to unwind

    4. He works well on a team

    5. He doesn't let Polar Vortexes slow him down / Via

    6. He dominates Halloween every year.



    7. He volunteers his time

    8. He knows the way to a woman's heart

    9. He's a true sports fan / Via

    10. All in all, he crushes life / Via

    Aye, Aye Captain

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