10 Reasons Crusoe Is Your New Favorite Dachshund

How many other CelebrityDachshunds do you know?

“The wiener dog who thinks he’s more of a celebrity than he really is”

1. He doesn’t let his height stop him

2. He throws some serious side-eye

“Look at this idiot.”

5. He doesn’t let Polar Vortexes slow him down

6. He dominates Halloween every year.

8. He knows the way to a woman’s heart

9. He’s a true sports fan

10. All in all, he crushes life

Aye, Aye Captain

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