11 Truths For People Who Really Don't Like Fall

Does the thought of pumpkin-flavored everything and "sweater weather" make you want to hurl? Yeah, you're not alone.

1. Hi. Beach weather is everything.

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You can't struggle through sand in a sweater when the weather is "brisk." Stumbling around by the water is much more enjoyable in a comfortable 85-90 degree range.

2. Summer fruit options > fall fruit options

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Listen, I love apples just as much as the next person, but did we just casually forget about pineapples and strawberries and blueberries and kiwi?

3. And we all know nobody wants to cook.

Soups and casseroles and bakes...ugh. Bring back the days of chopping a watermelon and eating that for dinner.

4. We literally lose sunlight.

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In fall the days get shorter. But sunshine makes you happy. It's been scientifically proven. By me.

5. Sweaters are awful.

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All of them. Trust me. "Sweater" has the word "sweat" in it. Setting you up for failure.

6. Summer parties are LIFE.

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Fall is like summer's hangover. No one was ever like, "omg I can't wait to have a three-month hangover."

7. Raking leaves is the worst.

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At least grass is easy to cut. Raking and/or blowing leaves is the worst chore. Instead of just being sprinkled about your lawn, they just end up...everywhere else.

8. Nobody writes fun songs about fall.

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Cool for the Summer, Summer of '69, Boys of Summer, Summer Lovin', Summertime Sadness (okay, maybe that one was a bad example - but you know I could go on).

9. Pumpkin is not a flavor

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Surprise: pumpkin doesn't taste good. What you're tasting in that #PSL is allspice. Bite into a pumpkin, go ahead. I dare you. No, I'll wait. Let me know how it goes.

10. Cuffing season is overrated.

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Ain't nothing like a good old fashioned summer love. The fling that will never last, but will live on in your memory. You know the one. Way better than your awkward 6-month "serious" relationship that you'll inevitably start in the fall.

11. Finally, fall can only mean one thing: Winter is coming.

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At least winter leads to spring and spring to summer. Fall just gets colder and darker and sadder and more soulless.

(Until Christmas.)