How Would You Die (CHEE Edition)?
You were so proud of yourself. You made it to your 8:30 after last night's legendary drunken shenanigans, even though you got way too drunk and blacked out and who knows what you said to all those people you have to face today in class. You walked into Stirling B, took one step, and your hungover brain took over for the rest. You legitimately tumbled all the way down the stairs, dropping your Tim Horton's iced capp in agony as you died somewhere on the way down. The worst part is that you didn't even actually have an 8:30.
It's just a regular Wednesday night. You glance at your phone, it reads 1:05am. You've been studying in the cluster for way too long, time just got away from you. As you're gathering up your things, you glance through the window and see someone standing there, just staring at you. It's Hudon. You think that's a little weird, but you shrug it off as you text your housemate, wondering if they are still up and if the door is going to be unlocked. That's the last anyone ever heard from you.
You were right on time for your 315 macroplant lab. You thought the pre lab was sketchy, but you're pumped to get this lab over with. Your group gets down to business and starts up the evaporator. Being the eager beaver you are, you volunteer to climb up the ladder and take the first temperature reading for your group. You slowly make your way up the ladder, being careful for each and every step. You get up there, and you take the temperature reading for your group. As you make your way over to the ladder to get back down, your foot slips, and you trip and fall over the railing to meet your unfortunate death.
You know you have to get this assignment done by Friday, so you head off to the cluster to get some real work done. When you get there, you take out your fob and scan it, opening the door to let yourself into Dupuis. "Wait, hold the door!" someone yells behind you. You turn around, there's a guy walking over towards you. You, being the polite person you are, hold the door open for him. Well, let's just say you should've listened to Kelly. He murders you right there, then he steals your laptop. RIP.
Looks like some clueless second year student spilled water all over the floor when they were conducting their 218 lab on pressure losses in pipes. And they didn't even bother to clean it up. Well, here you are, just casually walking through the plant, ready to start your own lab with your group. As you reach up to readjust your hard hat, you take it off so that you can re-position it on your head the way you want it, and to get your hair out of your face. As you do so, you slip in the water, fall flat on your face, and knock yourself out to the point of a coma. You die in KGH three days later.
You're just minding your business, conducting your lab in Dupuis. Your group has almost finished, and you're looking forward to getting out of there. Suddenly, you hear someone screaming. You turn around, and a girl is running from the fume hood. Two people are lying on the ground beside it, face down in a puddle of liquid. You don't even have time to react before everything goes hazy and you blackout from the fumes.