1. The no-nonsense one.
2. The emotionally misleading one.
3. The off-and-on-and-off-and-on one.
4. The gamer one.
5. The stealthy one.
6. The realistic one.
7. The clueless one.
8. The fiscally responsible one.
9. The one that eats its feelings.
10. The one with the happy ending.
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