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23 Gifts Every "Breaking Bad" Fan Deserves To Receive

Yeah, bitch! Breaking Bad: The Complete Series is out on DVD and Blu-Ray June 3.

1. Heisenberg's official black pork pie hat:

2. Los Pollos Hermanos fry batter, for perfect homemade fried chicken...

3. ...properly seasoned, of course...

4. ...and best finished off with a dessert of 99.1% pure blue rock candy:

5. Don't forget to put that Heisenberg cookie cutter to use:

6. Definitely dress properly for all that food preparation!

7. And make sure you're using the right equipment:

8. Beaker mug for all that perfectly brewed coffee:

9. Is it served on a Vamonos Pest coaster? Good.

10. Tortuga paper weight:

11. Freshen the air with a bit of New Car Scent:

12. Sad pink teddy bear:

13. Blue meth snow globe:

14. Perhaps you'd rather try a terrarium?

15. Cute lil Breaking Bad studs:

16. Professionally designed business cards:

17. A Victorian-style call bell, endorsed by Héctor Salamanca:

18. The perfectly customized Walter White LEGO figure, complete with hazmat suit:

19. A test tube set, surprisingly excellent for storing thumb tacks and other office supplies:

20. A good Breaking Bad T-shirt is mandatory:

21. Let Walt and Jesse be the faces of your friendships:

22. For watching all those emotional moments from the show:

23. And unwind from every Breaking Bad marathon with some blue bath salts.

And of course, the complete series of Breaking Bad, available on DVD and Blu-Ray June 3rd.