1. A retro cross-stitch.
2. A desktop cord organizer.
3. An xkcd book.
The geeky cult web comic, now in physical form.
4. A screen cleaner multi-tool.
The bottle functions as a squeegee. (So if nothing else, buy this to say the word "squeegee.")
5. A meta mouse.
6. A smart thermostat.
Smart people deserve smart things, like this thermostat that remembers your favorite temperatures and goes into eco-friendly mode when you're out of the house.
8. A home robot.
9. Floppy disk coasters.
10. A 2 TB external hard drive.
11. Relief from computer-related back pain.
Show your love the way Mom did: by telling people to sit up straight.