1.
"With a really cool interface that flushes while it's loading."
2.
"Too many whats?"
3.
"Also: one for sunsets."
4.
"You're welcome, America."
5.
"If you ruin an episode, we're no longer friends. Literally."
6.
"Finally, an app that understands true love."
7.
"No more getting stranded in the cereal aisle."
8.
"Technology that does the nagging for you."
9.
"Phone cleanliness is next to godliness."
10.
"The good, the bad, and the ugly."
11.
"It's like, just help me figure out where to buy safety pins!"
12.
"That's all we want to know, anyway."