Fiona Sheen lives in Noosa Heads, Queensland, and has been filming two male pythons wrestling with each other in her backyard pool and barbecue area for a few weeks now.
"We have often had the odd python come through our garden over the years," said a remarkably chill Sheen, "but this is the first time we've had three at once."
Sheen is happy having the snakes in her garden, and said she won't be calling snake catchers to take them away.
Snake catcher Matt George told The Courier Mail that the fighting was a normal occurrence during mating season.
Following the ~fight for love~, Fiona saw the female python and smaller male python slithering under her deck to ... y'know ... make love.
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