On Thursday morning, Australian breakfast TV show, Today, featured an interview with a particularly Aussie bloke.
Asked how he managed to point cops in the right direction, Daniel gave us a ripper yarn.
The whole thing was summarised with a motto we should all try to live our lives by.
The man Daniel chased from the scene of the crime was arrested by police, and the owners of the destroyed shop have insurance. So really, it'll just take some cleaning up.
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