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Ever wondered what brings out your messy side? Or more importantly, how other people see you when you're messy? Don't take one more L without knowing the facts, take this quiz right now, okurrr?

Your Inner Messy-Self, As Characterized By The Members Of The "9ds" Squad

Oh no! All the booze is gone. What's your reaction?

You get called out in the group chat for your sloppy hoery. Whatcha gonna do?

Drink of choice?

Pick a color:

You win a trip and can take up to six people. The more people you take, the less expensive the destination can be. What do you do?

Braden makes you play one of his video games. What do you do first?

Pick a dog:

Your friend needs help to get out of a bad date, and they ask for you to call them with a story. What do you say?

Pick ya mans:

You drop an empty handle of Fireball on your toe. What do you yell?

You probably have seen these people around the bars -- they bee-line for the drinks right after they slip past the bouncers. They'll do anything for some free alcohol, and they'll drunkenly challenge you to a dance-off with a team of raging lesbians. You're a daddy-huggin', bear-lovin', alcohol chuggin' machine. Own that Panera Bread hat you stole. Let them hoes know.

"Welcome to Pan Era Breh" Braden

Listen, no one hates you. You just like to get messy sometimes, you know? The kind of messy where you lose your phone under a restaurant chair and cry about it in public. You always want a cigarette, and bitch be damned if you gonna leave it on the ground if you drop if before you're done. Just tell all the haters to fuck off, honey.

"Everyone hates me" Grace

You like fireball. Like, a little too much. (Okay, slow down there.) You like to get drunk and make out with your boo in public. And steal people's cigarettes. You'll either find them on the dance floor or in the bathroom, depending on the type of night they're having. All eyes on you honey, whether you notice it or not.

"I want ranch to IMPREGONATE me" Ryan

Um, whom? Why do you like Mr. Pibb so much? (Daddy issues.) How long does it take to hack into Find My iPhone? (Too long.) How long do Jewish boys last doin' the fucc? (around 30 sumfin.) You a mess but you can play it off better than most. For some reason most of the guys you wanna fuck with turn out some kinda queer, just sayin'. You like to watch your friends dance like fools and record them doing it. WHERE'S MY LONG ISLAND ICE TEA?? R.I.P. sweat angle <3

"Oh my \*burp\* god" Peyton

You are some kinda shady bitch, in the best way possible. Ain't no one about to fuck with the squad when you're around. You radiate intimidation (it might be the RBF, though). You can probably drink just about anything, from all that Russian blood in yo veins, hunty. You save your best dance moves for the right moment, but you can bust up the dance floor when you want to. Who needs to cool off outside? That cold heart of yours works just fine, boo.

"Too busy rolling my eyes" Viktoriya

Listen, you know how to make some good drinks. You also know how to dance. But you one stupid hoe when it comes to rallying with the squad. You dip out early and leave a Jenny shaped hole that even alcohol can't fill. You'll be aight with a 4loko and some side shit to hold you over. Mike's hard is your fancy shit. Jenny is great to be. Just don't leave early. Don't be that kind of Jenny. No one likes a Jenny who leaves early.

"I have a darty tomorrow, I gotta leave early" Jenny

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Your Inner Messy-Self, As Characterized By The Members Of The "9ds" Squad

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