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13 Things The Contents Of Your Fridge Say About You

Time for some serious introspection. While you're contemplating your deepest self, consider jazzing up your life with Taco Bell sauce in the bottle.

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All right, everyone. Let's reach for our refrigerator doors and CONFRONT OURSELVES.

1. Perhaps it's crammed with organic fruits and veggies?

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You're totally into juices.

2. Maybe just some takeout containers.

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You're kinda lazy. Also you don't really know how to cook.

3. Or maybe it's just got some BBQ sauce and milk.

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There's no denying you're a bachelor.

4. Are you stockpiling cartons of various films?

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You're an art student.

5. Do you open the door to find intensely labeled food?

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You and your roommates need to talk.

6. A dog?

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You are a little bit happier than the rest of us.

7. A packed freezer with homemade goods?

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HOARDER. It happens to the best of us.

8. Is your fridge door an oasis of condiments?

You have to try everything at least once.
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You have to try everything at least once.

9. Are your shelves home to meals in mason jars?

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You have a Pinterest account.

10. Or various meats?

You're proud of your carnivorous lifestyle and harshly judge all those who oppose it.
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You're proud of your carnivorous lifestyle and harshly judge all those who oppose it.

11. What's with all this expired food?

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You don't actually open your refrigerator that often.

12. Oh, there's that unopened jar of an exotic ingredient.

You dream big, but never follow through.
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You dream big, but never follow through.

13. Surprise! The fridge is empty.

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You always harbor a glimmer of hope, but reality hits you quick.

14. Or maybe, just maybe... you come face-to-face with an organized, well-stocked fridge full of wholesome and fresh foods?

You can't possibly exist. Just no.
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You can't possibly exist. Just no.

Regardless of your fridge situation, grab a bottle of Taco Bell sauce and bring home the awesome!