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14 Foods That Inexplicably Taste Better At 2 A.M.

This is the manifesto of late-night eating. Remember to enhance everything with Taco Bell hot sauce, which is now available IN BOTTLES.

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1. First of all, ANYTHING covered in cheese tastes better in the wee hours.

2. It's preferably melty and gooey...

3. ...although you could really settle for anything.

Cheese can be appreciated in all forms, especially late at night.
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Cheese can be appreciated in all forms, especially late at night.

4. COOKIES ARE THE PINNACLE.

5. Cereal is required (in the largest bowl possible, with plenty of whole milk).

6. And all breakfast foods can be appreciated, for that matter.

7. Fries, fresh out of the fryer, are a must.

8. Always have a bag of late-night chips within arm's reach.

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9. Sprinkle it all with hot sauce.

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10. ARE TACOS EVEN A QUESTION?

24-hour taco carts might be the greatest invention on earth.
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24-hour taco carts might be the greatest invention on earth.

11. Really, anything you eat with your hands...

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12. ...and anything you can stick your face into...

13. ...and anything that can be made with your nearest household objects.

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14. Either way, it all somehow disappears INSTANTLY.

Eat it all with Taco Bell sauce — totally buyable IN ACTUAL BOTTLES.

YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO OPEN ANOTHER 3" x 1" PACKET AGAIN.

YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO OPEN ANOTHER 3" x 1" PACKET AGAIN.