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How To Eat A Donut: Ariana Grande's 12-Step Guide

A low-cal way to enjoy your favorite pastry.

1. Approach donut counter

2. Eye your prey

3. Make sure donut store employee is looking the other direction

4. Mug for the security camera

5. Lick donut

6. Watch your boyfriend lick donut

7. Laugh

8. Kiss your boyfriend

9. Announce to donut shop "I hate America"

10. Cancel upcoming performance

11. Issue an apology

Statement just in from @ArianaGrande over "I Hate America" doughnut-licking controversy

12. Correct apology