1. DO Take It Easy The Night Before So You Can Get Up Early And Park As Close To The Stadium As Possible

2. DON'T Bring Frozen, Pre-Formed Hamburger Patties

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Eating a frozen hamburger is a waste of 1) meat and 2) the minutes you have left in your life before you die.
3. DO Bring Enough Food To Give Some To The People In Adjacent Parking Spaces

4. DON'T Be A Scold About The Technical Difference Between A "Barbeque" And A "Cookout"

5. DO Bring More Ice Than You Think You Will Possibly Ever Be Able To Use

6. DO Bring Something To Help Pass The Time

7. DO Make Sure You Have A Way To Keep Up With Other Games

8. DON'T Play Ladder Toss

9. DO Play Cornhole

10. DO Bring A Football And Dent Some Poor Sucker's Car Hood With An Errant Punt

11. DON'T Leave A Mess

12. DON'T Get So Drunk That You Miss The Game

13. DON'T Forget That You Can Tailgate After The Game Too

14. DO Walk Around The Parking Lot With A Case Of Beer Talking To Strangers

15. DO Get So Jacked Up For The Game That You Nearly Explode

16. DO Something Crazy

And, most importantly:
17. DO Forget About All The Dumb Stress Of Everyday Existence While You Bask In The Greatness Of Being Free And Alive On A Beautiful Fall Weekend
