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The 17 DOs And DON'Ts Of Awesome Tailgating

There isn't really a wrong way to tailgate, but with another football season about to begin, here's some advice on getting as much fun as you can out of a day at the lot.

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2. DON'T Bring Frozen, Pre-Formed Hamburger Patties

Eating a frozen hamburger is a waste of 1) meat and 2) the minutes you have left in your life before you die.

10. DO Bring A Football And Dent Some Poor Sucker's Car Hood With An Errant Punt

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"Go long! Nice! Okay, I'm going to try and punt this one! [sound of hard object falling from 50 feet in the air onto a thin sheet of metal] Whoops."

17. DO Forget About All The Dumb Stress Of Everyday Existence While You Bask In The Greatness Of Being Free And Alive On A Beautiful Fall Weekend

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