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How Much Of A Disaster Are You?

When you leave the house, should authorities be called, should people flee, or do you straight-up justify full-blown sirens? To see Patrick Stewart in a few charmingly disastrous moments as newscaster Walter Blunt, don’t miss Blunt Talk, with new episodes Saturdays at 9p ET/PT on STARZ.

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How Much Of A Disaster Are You?

You got: You’re A Dormant Volcano Of Doom!

Your life might seem on track now, but you’re not fooling anyone — we know it’s just a matter of time before you unleash an inferno of ghastly magma. Kidding...we’re obviously just jealous of your perfection. To see what your unhinged fate will undoubtedly be like, don’t miss Patrick Stewart in Blunt Talk, new episodes on Saturdays at 9pm ET/PT on STARZ.

You’re A Dormant Volcano Of Doom!
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You got: You’re An Actual Hornet’s Nest!

YOU ARE AN ACTUAL HORNET’S NEST! You’re always perfectly polished at work, but you definitely know how to get wild. Your work-play balance is on POINT, and we salute you. To check out a kindred spirit who (usually) keeps it together when duty calls, don’t miss Patrick Stewart in Blunt Talk, new episodes on Saturdays at 9pm ET/PT on STARZ.

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You got: You’re An Impending Avalanche!

Whether it’s that you’ve gotten too drunk at the office holiday party, or you’ve worn the same outfit to the office two days in a row, you occasionally give people a glimpse at your less-than-pristine side. But that’s why we love you. To check out characters who are similarly doing their goddam best to stay professional in a crazy world, don’t miss Blunt Talk, new episodes on Saturdays at 9pm ET/PT on STARZ.

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You got: You’re A Tornado Of Bad Ideas!

You’re mischievous, unpredictable, and a total adventure to know. Sure, your intensity and energy aren’t for the weak of heart, but at the end of the day, your wild, DGAF nature is what gives you your charm. Your tornado-of-bad-ideas charm. To get to know another wild and wildly lovable character, don’t miss Patrick Stewart in Blunt Talk, new episodes on Saturdays at 9pm ET/PT on STARZ.

You’re A Tornado Of Bad Ideas!
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You got: You’re A Plague Of Zombie Locusts!

You’re totally unpretentious, impossible to offend, and you’ve never been accused of being a neat freak. True, you have stuff in your fridge that’s been expired for a year, and your five-second rule is a five-minute rule, but that just adds to your chill awesomeness. Don’t miss Patrick Stewart as your laid-back and lovable soul mate in Blunt Talk, new episodes on Saturdays at 9pm ET/PT on STARZ.

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You got: You’re Hurricane IDGAF!

In your book, punctuality, sobriety, cleanliness, and obeying the rules are wildly overrated. You’re an unstoppable force who follows no one’s program but your own. Keep it up — you’re an inspiration to us all. Check out your exquisitely devil-may-care kindred spirit and watch Patrick Stewart in Blunt Talk, new episodes on Saturdays at 9pm ET/PT on STARZ.

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For catastrophic characters you can totally relate to, don’t miss Blunt Talk, with new episodes Saturdays at 9p ET/PT on STARZ.

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