101 Of The Craziest Vanity Plates

People actually paid for these!

Chicago traffic is terrible so you have a lot of time to stoically stare out the window, and here's what I saw.

Disclaimer: I saw every single one of these plates with my own two eyeballs, over a year or two of driving around Chicago. None of these vehicles were company owned or had any promotional displays. Yes, even MOLD & MEAT MAN (see below) were regular old vehicles, and I have no explanations.

1. PURGE

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The first plate I ever saw, and genuinely questioned. Purge what? Do you just like the movie The Purge? Were you inspired by the movie and now want to participate in a purge? It sounded sinister to me, especially since it's in all caps. PURGE!

2. PAPRLES

3. YA MON 50

4. WE FRAME

5. X QUIZT 9

6. RENTMAN

7. QT BABE 2

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A classic! I dreamed of having a plate like this when I was a little girl, how else would people know there was a QT behind the wheel? Well, there was an extremely old lady driving this vehicle.

8. BEAR XL

9. LOAN YES

10. DINOSR 4

11. MS SHUG

12. BAD N TAD

13. TEENY 7

14. OBAMA

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Hands down, the coolest plate on this list. Can you imagine driving around with such an ICONIC plate? I cannot believe someone was able to snag it, and I SAW IT! No, an Obama was not driving, I checked.

15. GO GRAMA

16. HNY BON 8

17. EVL PONY

18. HELLA

19. KRISPY

20. PLD FIF 1

21. CRSP

I've actually seen this plate/car around the city more than once! It holds a special place in my heart.

22. NOW WHUT

23. UD MAN KID

24. PZ N CRTZ

25. BAYMAX 1

26. BLAC PURL

27. MY NANA

28. WYNDOWS

29. PAINT IT

30. ITS JIM

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31. MOLD

32. BETCHY

33. DROP ON N

34. POI DOG

35. JON SNOW

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36. YA PSH

37. AIR MANN

38. GO MAN UP

39. RIP JOE

40. MY MEMA 3

41. RTRE YNG

42. CAL Q L8

43. IMKEITH

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44. WEAVE

45. PONYS

46. WIZZY 4

47. CHAT VAN

48. CMON

49. BLAIR 45

Blair Weidig

MY NAME IS BLAIR! What are the odds of driving behind a car with your name on the license plate?

50. PLAN B

51. NOT JAW

52. BEEF

53. BEAN 61

54. MAD PERF

55. HOWDY 51

56. DO TH MTH (Do the math? Do the meth?.....)

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57. FLURTS 6

58. V SEL GAS

59. POYZUN

60. RAZN MNM

61. GOT GOLF

62. DRBEAST

63. FEE WHO

64. TRY OILS

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No other explanation or information offered. Just, "try oils." Which oils? I need to try more than one? Where do I try them? I've never stopped thinking about this.

65. DOGHOUS

66. DIMPLS

67. MR QUIET

68. ALWYS ON

69. LAW BRAT

70. MEOW DR

71. WTR LAW

72. NO MAYO

73. IDONTNO

74. MY BAD

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If I could have any of these plates for my own, it would be this one.

75. PUDDLS 2

76. MOM CATT

77. BUGA BOO 1

78. DA CAR

79. NMESIS 3

80. MXCN QT 4

81. OLDEEZ

82. IM CQQL 3

83. I COACH

84. MEAT MAN

85. PAPA TAX

86. RIP DADD

Blair Weidig

87. ONE LAW

88. SHELL IT

89. RADMAN

90. MOM SWAG

91. MY CARR

92. I BLAZE

93. SHLONGR

94. B NCLUSV

95. MTH PWR

96. YO TWINS

97. IM DUTCH

98. HEADBOP

99. NJOYGOD

100. GARBGE 2

101. CHG DICK

Blair Weidig

Ok, WHAT?! I don't even know what this one is supposed to say other than what it looks like... Wouldn't you assume D*ck is one of the first words the DMV looks for? Looks like this one slipped past. I need an explanation.

Thanks for reading! What is the craziest/weirdest license plate you've ever seen? Let me know yours in the comments below!