7 Words We Know are Guaranteed to Be in Trump’s Inauguration Speech

Don’t expect to hear anything about Trump’s taxes or golden showers on Friday, but you can bet these words will feature bigly in Trump’s inaugural speech. Believe me.

1. Winning

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For someone who lost the popular vote, he sure is the winningest loser.

2. Bigly

You can bet that Trump doesn’t just want America to win, he wants it to win bigly.

3. Wall

You know the one. He might even sprinkle in a few “immigration reforms” and “Mexicos” in the speech – just don’t ask about who’s going to pay for it.

4. Russia

Expect to hear about how America needs to be BFFs with our overseas comrades because Trump <3s Putin 4Eva.

5. Best/Great/Terrific/Tremendous/Amazing/Very, very/Phenomenal

It’ll be the best speech. Just terrific. Extra great and tremendous. Really very, very amazing. Literally major phenomenal. Just watch.

6. Believe me

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Because when you’re so full of BS you’ve got to remind people to believe you over and over and over again.

7. YUGE

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It just wouldn’t be a real Trump speech without a yuge or two.