1. You've caught yourself shopping in bed when you should have been asleep.
2. You have your credit card number memorized.
3. You know exactly what types of clothes, accessories, and makeup look best on you.
4. You have uttered these words while standing in front of your full closet:
5. You have mastered the fine art of carrying as many shopping bags as possible...
6. ...even when your legs feel like total jelly.
7. This is your motto:
8. You own your favorite garments in multiple colors and varieties...
9. ...and new makeup is your jam.
10. You think of flash sales as a serious competition.
11. This is one of your favorite things to see, ever:
12. This is your doorstep on a regular basis:
13. Your homepage is a retailer.
14. You've traveled long distances just to shop.
15. The lack of Saturday deliveries is the bane of your existence.
16. Shopping is your ultimate form of therapy.
17. Sometimes you just feel like this:
18. But it's OK, because you have ALL THE THINGS.
