Does debate count as a sport?SwimmingYou're broken and can't play sportsYou run even though you have a constantly broken leg or somethingVolleyballSoftballI'm too emo to play sports anymore
Brooks FarrahNo oneI leave as soon as the bell ringsVarious debate kidsCarson CapoI invite myselfWhoever Billie invites
AP BlockPre AP ChemAll of themAPUSHNone of them, school is funPre AP English
"Can you put your phones down for like one second?""I'm going to stab my eyeballs out""What fresh hell is this?""Why can't I play the Bulldog Weekly?""Oh my God""Can you shut up for two seconds?""Cadus Kitty Caticus Atticus Finch Woodward"
11A solid 7.510314.7Depends on whether or not you have block that day
Playing 8 BallGoing to other classesScreaming about your problems to Mrs. WoodwardWatching Youtube and eating or prepping for debateHanging out with whoever comes inArguing with Billie about politicsSitting on the floor listening to Big Sean
Which J. Woodward Advisory Member Are You?
You're Mary Catherine Jones! You flirt with everyone and make hella good grades even though you're highkey emo as fuck. Everyone loves you even though you never share your gum. You can often be seen ranting to Mrs. Woodward or talking about how much you hate everything with Billie and Cindy.
You're Cindy Mao! You're usually lurking in the back of the class watching obscure Youtube videos while eating mac and cheese. You're super smart, always angry, have a great sense of humor, and 100% down to fight a*gela c*lly.
You're Caleb Elkington-Stauss! You can pretty much be summed up in five words: "He's cute but so annoying" (Cindy Mao). You're lowkey depressed as heck, hate swimming, and would 100% date Big Sean. You can usually be seen harassing various members of the class or hiding behind Mrs. Woodward's cabinet.
You're Billie Firmin! Your catchphrase is "I want to die" but you actually love most aspects of your life and fear death. You're a film nerd, Barack Obama is your hero, and you voice your opinions so much that it annoys just about everyone in the area. You can usually be spotted on top of a desk gossiping with Mrs. Woodward or complaining in the back with Cat, Caleb and Cindy.
You're Jackson Heck! You're not technically in Mrs. Woodward's advisory but you're always in there even though no one invited you. You've got unnaturally long eyelashes, an offensive sense of humor, and you're probably in love with Cat. You can be found arguing with Billie or flirting with Cat.
You're Claire Cooper! You're the sweetest person ever and you're very dedicated to volleyball and school. You hardly ever stay in the class during A&E, but when you do you're usually doing homework and/or being made fun of by Caleb.
You're Aaliyah Jackson! You're smart, sassy, and funny. During class you're usually fighting with Caleb or hanging out with Claire.