Bill & Ted Return To Face The Music In Their New Movie, And It Looks Excellent

Now more than ever, we need a movie that teaches us to be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.

Unless you're a huge slacker, you know that Bill and Ted are coming back!

Dude...

That's right. The dynamic duo who had the most excellent adventure, traveling through time to pass a history exam...

Strange things were afoot at the Circle-K.

...and embarked on a bogus journey to face Death himself...

You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the Reaper.

...have returned once more, this time in Bill & Ted Face the Music!

Wind your watches for Aug. 28, dudes!

On lead guitar, reprising his role as William "Bill" S. Preston Esq., we have Alex Winter.

Since the Stallyns last rode, Winter has become a prolific actor and documentarian, but he's happy to slack off once again.

And...also on lead guitar, we have Keanu Reeves, returning from hiatus to play Ted "Theodore" Logan.

Similarly, Keanu has had a prolific acting career as an action star, but here he's putting down the gun and picking up the axe once again!

And "The Music" they're facing, well we don't quite know yet...but we DO know that the soundtrack is going to be killer and features a brand-new song from fellow California shredders Weezer!

Hammer onto this link to preorder your copy of the soundtrack now!

We also know that this time, Wyld Stallyns have been called upon by the Great Leader, the most powerful person in the universe, to write a song in 78 minutes that will save all life on Earth and reality itself.

This might be their biggest gig yet!

Sounds like an awful lot of responsibility for two now-middle-aged slackers from San Dimas, California. But don't worry. Bill and Ted will be backed up by their own daughters, aptly named "Billie" and "Thea" played by Brigette Lundy-Paine and Samara Weaving.

Looks like the two inherited their fathers' head-bang action.

Billie and Thea are assembling the most triumphant band to help, including Mozart and Kid Cudi!

Talk about a supergroup!

There's also Kelly, the daughter of Bill and Ted's wise, old adviser Rufus, played by Kristen Schaal.

Don't worry, like her father, she's a professional.

In addition to the new members on lineup, the gruesome twosome will be aided by an old ally: Death is back and ready to rock once more!

The Duke of Spook, the Doc of Shock, The Man with No Tan, once again played by William Sadler.

And, as always with Bill and Ted, they will be receiving help from their far-future selves, who appear to be going through an extremely jacked phase of their lives.

Finally, the Stallyns are as muscular as their guitar tones.

So while our own reality seems unsure, Bill & Ted Face the Music is the perfect movie for such times, inspiring us to get our own bands back together, be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.

All images courtesy of Orion Pictures.

Bill & Ted Face the Music is now available On Demand and in theaters! Check out this most triumphant music video for Weezer's new song, "Beginning Of The End" featuring the Wyld Stallyns themselves!

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