The USA national anthem is truly great.
O say can you see by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we failed at the twilight's shitty premier and screening,
Whose weird stripes and bright lights through the nasty LSD trip.
O'er the rampardos we watched, were so gallantly swaying in the wind with piss streaming?
And the rockets' pink fleshy glare, the balls bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our shite flag was still there;
O say does that star-spunked banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the dumb as fuck and the home of the actually properly thick as that wall they’re gonna build?
On the shore dimly seen through the mists of time and space,
Where the foe's laugh at us idiots cos we’re actually stunned in dread silence,
What is that which the breeze, o I’ve farted,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the wind of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now stinks up the whole fucking place:
'Tis the star-spunked banner, O! long may it wave
O'er the land of the serious lack of adequate health care and the home of the gun violence in schools.