Squidward Isn't A Squid And The World Doesn't Make Sense
Nothing makes sense anymore.
If you're a fan of
SpongeBob SquarePants or if you've turned on a TV since 2000, then you're probably familiar with SpongeBob's neighbor, Squidward Tentacles.
Sometimes he's Squidward "Handsome" Tentacles.
But mostly he's Squidward "Bitter, Unhappy, Humorless Krusty Krab Employee" Tentacles.
And with a name like Squidward you'd expect that he's a squid, right?
It says so right in his name:
Like this thing:
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Well, GUESS WHAT. You couldn't be more wrong!
LIKE THIS THING!
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Squidward's head is shaped more like an octopus's, but he is generally drawn with fewer limbs than either an octopus (eight arms) or a squid (eight arms plus two longer tentacles) because it's easier to draw.
How about that?
Time to change your name, Octopusward No-Tentacles.
This post was translated from Spanish. Nostalgia Trip
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