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1. An exfoliating foot peel mask if your tootsies are in desperate need of some TLC and you can't bear to drag yourself to a nail salon for a pedicure. It'll transform your feet in a week, all from the comfort of your own home (and it'll even get rid of stubborn calluses).
2. A bidet attachment that'll keep your tushy happy while you get down to business in the bathroom. It'll get you squeaky clean down there and it'll even help you save money on toilet paper— bonus!
3. And a Squatty Potty if you have a bit of trouble gettin' the job done quickly. It'll help you get into the right position to eliminate waste in a timely manner, without any uncomfortable cramps or straining.
4. A tub of diaper rash cream that'll literally help out with any minor skin irritation that might pop up (especially when it's hot outside). Got chafing literally anywhere on your body? This will help. A raw nose from that summer cold? You bet this will fix it. Reviewers love it so much they call it liquid gold.
5. A lil' zip-up pouch so you can keep your extra period products discreetly stashed and stop them from floating around in your bag. It's even water-resistant, meaning it'll keep any accidental spills from ruining your emergency stash.
6. A tube of Colgate toothpaste for anyone that's been less than stellar with their flossing lately. It'll also help strengthen your enamel and prevent pesky cavities from ruining your next dental appointment.
7. A drain snake kit that'll help you get all the built-up gunk out of your shower and sink drains. It'll save you from hiring a plumber and the amount of gross stuff you'll pull out will be shocking, yet satisfying.
8. A nail fungus treatment to rid your talons of any discolouration and mysterious microorganisms that have made a home on your nail beds. It'll also help strengthen your nails to help prevent any further damage, so you can be back to your regularly-scheduled manis in no time.
9. A set of sweat-blocking wipes that'll protect you from perspiration for an entire week after just one application. Reviewers say they're life-changing, and really help if you sweat a considerable amount.
10. Or a pack of adhesive underarm pads that'll soak up any excess sweat from your armpits. Say goodbye to visibly sweating in fancy clothes or yellow stains on your favourite white tee!
11. A pack of bed bug traps to help you detect and grab those pests before it turns into a full blown invasion. Pop 'em under the legs of your bed to help prevent bugs from climbing up and making a home (and multiplying) in your mattress.
12. An anti-nail biting solution to help you kick your nervous habit once and for all. It tastes awful but it's unscented, so you won't have to worry about a pungent aroma sticking around all day.
13. A pack of toilet seat covers that'll have your booty covered (literally) the next time you have to make an emergency stop at a less-than-ideal public restroom off the highway.
14. An anti-chafing balm that'll save you from the dreaded discomfort caused by the combo of heat and friction. It’ll create a soothing barrier wherever your skin tends to rub together, so you’ll stay comfortable throughout the summer.
15. A bottle of Poo-Pourri so you can avoid any awkward conversations about ~mystery smells~ coming from the bathroom. A few spritzes in the bowl before you do your business and the only scent people will be able to identify will be fresh and floral.
16. A colouring book filled with animals passing gas for anyone who gets a kick out of good ol' fashion fart jokes. The pages are filled with intricate designs that'll provide you with hours of screen-free fun.
17. A pack of blotting papers that'll soak up any extra sweat and oil from your face. Now you won’t be stuck with a shiny face for your next date, job interview, or fancy-schmancy event.
18. A box of anti-diarrhea medication that'll soothe your tummy ache and prevent the inevitable trip to the bathroom. Now you won't have to worry about spending your entire evening perched on your porcelain throne.
19. A powdered fibre supplement if you're feeling less than regular down there. Mixing some in with a glass of water will help regulate your digestive system, meaning you won't have to feel icky and bloated for days while you wait for your body to get👏 it👏 together👏.
20. A bottle of Dr. Scholl's spray if you want to get rid of the stench coming from your favourite pair of sneakers. It'll even absorb moisture to keep them smelling fresh the next time you wear them (because let's face it, you're not getting rid of them anytime soon).
21. And finally, set of Schick dermaplaning razors that'll help you eliminate peach fuzz and dead skin from your face, without having to make an appointment at the spa. They come with precision covers that'll save you from shaving off too much hair while you're working on detailed areas (like your brows).
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