1.When you have a crush, you might notice everything sorta stops... even if it totally keeps moving for everyone else.
2.And although you might think you have moves... your body and brain disconnect when you're around your crush.
3.Seriously. What the hell is flirting, anyway?
4.Your signature move is "laugh nervously and avoid all eye contact."
5.Or the classic, "hide inside and eat your feelings until they go away."
6.The only people you can be yourself around, you have zero interest in ACTUALLY dating.
7.When you finally do find yourself in the presence of your ~crush~ you'd rather look at the ground instead of acknowledge the VOLCANO-LIKE SEXUAL TENSION YOU FEEL.
8.And if you do get the courage to say something? Well, 90% of your script will come from an '80s rom-com.
9.Butttttt, even though dating can be a bunch of bullshit — if you find someone who can kick it with you and your weirdo friends, you might just find the real deal.
