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    27 Of The Weirdest Bathroom Products You've Ever Seen

    Must-have bath decor inspired by animals and murder.

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    1. A memory foam bath mat that reimagines the Titanic iceberg as a giant water sloth.

    Get it from sharpshirter on Etsy for $29.99+. Available in two sizes.

    2. A soap dispenser you can't get anything past.

    Get it from Buffalovely on Etsy for $18.

    3. This tabby cat tissue holder.

    Get it on Amazon for $36.99.

    4. A pack of eight multi-culti dismembered hand soaps.

    Get it from Imaginary Animal on Etsy for $16.

    5. A bath mat that I'm sure looks unremarkably familiar to a lot of ladies out there.


    Get it on Amazon for $19.42.

    6. A Grim Reaper who's pretty upset that his toilet paper has not yet brought you swift death.

    Get it on Amazon for $54.27.

    7. The answer to whoever was like, "A cup is nice but I'm looking for something more dismembered-y to hold our toothbrushes."

    Get it on Amazon for $6.45.

    8. This trippy Kraken nightmare print.

    Get it on Amazon for $10.

    9. Self-affirmation shower art.

    Get it from Ugly Baby on Etsy for $18. Available in other sayings, including "you will be okay" and "poop like no one is watching."

    10. This anthropomorphic moose-taking-a-shit toothbrush holder.

    Get it from Trendy Linens on Etsy for $17.99.

    11. A log cover that makes you fight a tiny orange squirrel for tissue.

    Get it on Amazon for $37.07.

    12. A gun toilet brush that goes with everything.

    "Perfect for any bathroom." —Product Description

    Get it on Amazon for $34.48.

    13. shotgun shell shower curtain hooks.

    Promising Review: "Good quality. They look good with our Texas flag shower curtain." —Caitlin Grosvenor

    Get a set of 12 on Amazon for $15.

    14. Oh and these murdery rodent nightlights.,

    Get them from Two Cats and a Dog on Etsy for $28 (rabbit) and $28 (squirrel). Also available in gerbil, chipmunk, and mouse.

    15. A soap dispenser from vacation bible school.

    Get it from Lenny Mud on Etsy for $18.

    16. A shower curtain honoring great Americat pawsidents that dedicated their lives to our fur-eedom.

    Get it from sharpshirter on Etsy for $49.99+. Available in two heights.

    17. A plush octopus that holds your tissues in its mouth beak.

    Get it on Amazon for $14.99.

    18. A shower curtain covered in boooobs.

    Get it from Bermuda Living on Etsy for $59.

    19. A drain stop with very selective tastes.

    Get it on Amazon for $9.99. Also available in "carpe diem," "V.I.P.," and "home sweet home."

    20. Something called "family cloth," which is a series of washable, reusable fabric sheets buttoned together into a toilet paper roll, so do with that what you will.

    Get it from Remiusables on Etsy for $24+. Available in a number of patterns, if the canvas for your human waste art is a thing that's important to you.

    21. Shower squids that clutch your soaps and shave gels in their grippy tentacles.

    Get it from Uncommon Goods for $36.

    22. A motivational bath mat.

    Get it from Loftipop on Etsy for $24+.

    23. An elegant swan-retching-water faucet.


    Get it on Amazon for $73.99.

    24. A Guy Fieri-themed toilet seat cover.

    Get it on Amazon for $9.95. Machine washable, for anyone wondering (everyone).

    25. Grapefruit-scented soaps shaped like human tongues.

    Every house has those nice things they put out just for guests.

    Get a set of three from Gloom Matter on Etsy for $19.

    26. A shower curtain with "carpe diem" translated into millennial.

    Get it from Black Dove Beauty on Etsy for $30.

    27. And bath bombs for people who like to kick back after a long week with a glass of wine and a severed foot that explodes in their bath water.

    Get it from The MAD Bombers on Etsy for $9.

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