Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A memory foam bath mat that reimagines the Titanic iceberg as a giant water sloth. etsy.com Get it from sharpshirter on Etsy for $29.99+. Available in two sizes. 2. A soap dispenser you can't get anything past. etsy.com Get it from Buffalovely on Etsy for $18. 3. This tabby cat tissue holder. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $36.99. 4. A pack of eight multi-culti dismembered hand soaps. etsy.com Get it from Imaginary Animal on Etsy for $16. 5. A bath mat that I'm sure looks unremarkably familiar to a lot of ladies out there. amazon.com IS THAT A MENSTRUATION JOKE OR A MURDER JOKE? HAHAHAHAHA IDK THOSE WHO KNOW THE TRUTH ARE DEAD.Get it on Amazon for $19.42. 6. A Grim Reaper who's pretty upset that his toilet paper has not yet brought you swift death. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $54.27. 7. The answer to whoever was like, "A cup is nice but I'm looking for something more dismembered-y to hold our toothbrushes." amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $6.45. 8. This trippy Kraken nightmare print. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $10. 9. Self-affirmation shower art. etsy.com Get it from Ugly Baby on Etsy for $18. Available in other sayings, including "you will be okay" and "poop like no one is watching." 10. This anthropomorphic moose-taking-a-shit toothbrush holder. etsy.com Get it from Trendy Linens on Etsy for $17.99. 11. A log cover that makes you fight a tiny orange squirrel for tissue. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $37.07. 12. A gun toilet brush that goes with everything. amazon.com "Perfect for any bathroom." —Product DescriptionGet it on Amazon for $34.48. 13. ...like shotgun shell shower curtain hooks. amazon.com Promising Review: "Good quality. They look good with our Texas flag shower curtain." —Caitlin GrosvenorGet a set of 12 on Amazon for $15. 14. Oh and these murdery rodent nightlights. etsy.com, etsy.com Get them from Two Cats and a Dog on Etsy for $28 (rabbit) and $28 (squirrel). Also available in gerbil, chipmunk, and mouse. 15. A soap dispenser from vacation bible school. etsy.com Get it from Lenny Mud on Etsy for $18. 16. A shower curtain honoring great Americat pawsidents that dedicated their lives to our fur-eedom. etsy.com Get it from sharpshirter on Etsy for $49.99+. Available in two heights. 17. A plush octopus that holds your tissues in its mouth beak. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $14.99. 18. A shower curtain covered in boooobs. etsy.com Get it from Bermuda Living on Etsy for $59. 19. A drain stop with very selective tastes. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $9.99. Also available in "carpe diem," "V.I.P.," and "home sweet home." 20. Something called "family cloth," which is a series of washable, reusable fabric sheets buttoned together into a toilet paper roll, so do with that what you will. etsy.com Get it from Remiusables on Etsy for $24+. Available in a number of patterns, if the canvas for your human waste art is a thing that's important to you. 21. Shower squids that clutch your soaps and shave gels in their grippy tentacles. uncommongoods.com Get it from Uncommon Goods for $36. 22. A motivational bath mat. etsy.com Get it from Loftipop on Etsy for $24+. 23. An elegant swan-retching-water faucet. amazon.com STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN. Get it on Amazon for $73.99. 24. A Guy Fieri-themed toilet seat cover. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $9.95. Machine washable, for anyone wondering (everyone). 25. Grapefruit-scented soaps shaped like human tongues. etsy.com Every house has those nice things they put out just for guests.Get a set of three from Gloom Matter on Etsy for $19. 26. A shower curtain with "carpe diem" translated into millennial. etsy.com Get it from Black Dove Beauty on Etsy for $30. 27. And bath bombs for people who like to kick back after a long week with a glass of wine and a severed foot that explodes in their bath water. etsy.com Get it from The MAD Bombers on Etsy for $9.