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26 Of The Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters You Can Get On Amazon

The holidays are all about outdoing one another. The products in this post were updated in December 2017.

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1. A Christmas sweatshirt that reminds us what this season is really about, and that's T. rex Santa Godzilla shooting lightning out of its mouth while comets rain down from the skies.

3. A sweater that gives it up for the guy who made it all possible.

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Promising review: "I bought this for my 23-year-old daughter to wear for her Christmas card pic with her roommates. Her comment to me was, 'I'm gonna wear the s*** out of this sweater for the entire month of December.' Cool Mom Award comin' my way." —CJK

Price: $34.95

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6. A Christmas sweater complete with tinsel-ball suspenders.

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Promising review: "I won the ugly Christmas sweater contest this year. The cut was a little small." —Theresa Danielle Driscoll

Price: $59.95

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9. A shiny, joyous tribute to the Christmas Kraken.

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Promising review: "This sweater is absolutely magnificent for your Christmas parties. It's soft, the Santa octopus is wonderful, and I am very pleased with this purchase." —L. M. Nelson

Price: $29

10. A sweater for anyone trying to avoid bullshit this holiday season.

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Promising review: "My first name is Felicia, so when I saw this sweater I HAD to have it. The only thing I don't like about it is that when Christmas is over I have to wait another year to wear it again. Whomp whomp." —TheNotoriousMOM

Price: $18.99+

11. These Christmas pullovers that keep it Fresh.

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Promising review: "My sister loved the product! Makes a great Christmas gift! The picture stands out and is a very high-quality image and not blurry at all! Any Will Smith fan with love you forever if you buy them this sweater." —DankTips

Price: $29.99+

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12. A sweater that sees Santa in a new light.

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Promising review: "This thing is hideous. I love it. This is the least flattering garment on the planet. The wine and whiskey spill stains I added only make it look better." —Fletch711

Price: $26.24

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21. A cozy sweater for creationists.

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Promising review: "It's the best Christmas sweater ever. It has dinosaurs, religious history, attention to detail, and is really comfortable. If you need to be the flyest guy at your Christmas party, get it." —Danger

Price: $26.99

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24. This gift to mankind.

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Promising review: "This sweater is so ugly. When people don't understand the concept and want to compliment me, they say something like, 'Oh wow your sweater is so festive!' Festive = Ugly. Great success." —JNF

Price: $9.42+

The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.