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Do Your Christmas Shopping And Find Out What White Elephant Gift You End Up With

First off, what're you getting your boss?

What about your BFF?

And your neighbor?

And Grandma?

And what about for your favorite kid?

How about for your significant other?

And lastly, are you making a donation to a charity?

Pretty sure they're the new popcorn.  Bon appetit!

You scored a month's supply of microwave pork rinds!

It's a good thing too, because your last pair was beginning to look (too) long in the tooth.

You scored walrus pajamas!

This will be just the thing when you're having a hard time hearing the worker on those late night Jack in the Box drive-thru runs!  It's hard to believe anyone even wears hearing aids when these bad boys are around.

Older man holding an ear trumpet to his ear

You scored an ear trumpet!

You are psyched!  Not only is this the perfect "something extra" for a blind date - finally, you'll be able to keep those pesky vampires away!

A one-ounce bottle of garlic-scented cologne spray

You've scored a bottle of garlic cologne!

This is the perfect addition to your massive cookbook collection!  Def. going to serve chili mac pimpi at your sit down New Year's Eve dinner next week.

You've scored a copy of "Cookin' with Coolio!"

If you had only known it was this easy to level the peeing-standing-up field, you would have gotten a bunch of these years ago!  You can't wait to earn ultimate gift hero status next year when you give these to half your friends!

You've scored a female urination device!

As you blissfully taste the first one, you wonder why anyone ever bothers with the peppermint ones when they could all taste like the world's best comfort food?  No way are you sharing these - every last lick of cheesy-pasta candy goodness is for you alone.

A package of Accoutrements mac & cheese candy canes

You're scored a pack of mac and cheese candy canes!

This is awesome!  You're always looking for ways to save time.  Now you can get your shower and caffeine fix done in one go!  And seriously... does Starbucks have anything on the pure pleasure of absorbing everyone's favorite stimulant through your pores?  Yeah, no.

A bar of Costic peppermint-scented caffeinated soap

You've scored caffeinated soap!

Finally, your favorite actor right where you can see him first thing every morning!  Now you're trying to decide if you need a second one to live at the office.  Hmm...

A mug featuring a collage of Morgan Freeman's face

You scored the Morgan Freeman collage mug!

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Do Your Christmas Shopping And Find Out What White Elephant Gift You End Up With

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