Paid PostPosted on Jul 26, 201616 Tweets For People Who Hate SummerCan we just cancel August, please?by BEST DAMN Brewing CoBrand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Jana Pollack @TinyJana My summer look is "gross" 07:50 PM - 28 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai Can't we all just agree that coat season is the best season and stop summer from happening. 04:12 PM - 03 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite kaye toal @ohkayewhatever Summer is only fun for people who enjoy the word and feeling "moist" 12:07 AM - 25 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Daisy Wall @DWallFlower Summer's here! Dress season! Helplessness! Chafing! Ice Cream! Mortality! Tans! Shorts! Pedicures! Oppressive heat! Fun! 04:58 PM - 26 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Daniel Toy @dw_toy My most vivid memory of summer was sweating profusely until I died. 03:00 PM - 31 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Ashley @ohnoashleycat This is "I love you, but it's too hot to be touched" weather. 11:00 PM - 08 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Jason Sweeten @jason_sweeten I don't really play competitive sports anymore, but walking in this heat is close enough. 07:37 PM - 07 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Scrooge McThurman @Sam_Thurman Some animals change their fur color in winter to blend in with snow. I sweat all summer to blend in with garbage. 01:02 AM - 12 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Reliable Truck @ccchauffe Mosquito bite in the palm of my hand.....💥🔥💢 05:35 PM - 08 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Leslie M.R @Lejlie I love the summer because I love how my ass and thighs form an irreparable bond with the car's scorching hot leather seat 05:14 PM - 11 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite taraalindsey @TaraaLindsey welcome to NYC, where you're either trapped inside b/c it's too hot out or trapped inside b/c it's too cold out. 09:37 PM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Tyler Sorensen @TylerSorensen Really thought I could make it through the summer without wearing a t-shirt. 06:32 PM - 22 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Becky With No Hair @thedealwithalex I don't understand the appeal of the beach though. Maybe for like a week? But for a whole summer?! Blech. 05:55 PM - 02 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Chris Dignes @TehDig The mosquito subletting my apartment seems to find me delicious. 03:35 AM - 29 May 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite Mark McClownskill @clarkmccaskill I've got that summertime sadness #sweatyboy #hawt #bae #obligatory #hashtag 04:14 AM - 24 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Pri Diddy @pri_minhas Took the afternoon off to 'summer' at the beach & got bitten three times within 15 mins. Going back to my lair. #wakemeupwhenseptemberends 02:08 AM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Summer's not for everyone. Thankfully warm-weather haters can cut through the heat with ice-cold BEST DAMN brews. Take this survey. It's almost like taking a quiz!