When you were little, you lived by your own rules.
Clean up? More like dump out your toys and do something else.
Did someone say swag? Could've sworn I heard someone say swag.
School was boring, but at least it was SUPER easy.
I was told there was a quiz today — yet all I see are these clown questions, bro.
You were utterly FEARLESS.
Who needs the club? You had VIP Access to McDonald's Players Place.
The average person spends 22% of their life working.
So even though you're not as cool as you used to be...
...try to remember where you came from.
