9. They will force us to exclusively produce movies starring Brendan Fraser. OH THE HUMANITY
10. If you let gay people marry each other, your kids will grow up to be timeshare salesmen… and they’ll have bees instead of fingers
11. You’ve been warned…
- UK voters sent a massive shock through the world, overturning 40 years of British EU membership.
- Prime Minister David Cameron says he will resign by October.
- British banks got hit hard, and their European peers were hit even harder.
- Scottish leader Nicola Sturgeon says a second independence referendum for Scotland is "highly likely."