9. They will force us to exclusively produce movies starring Brendan Fraser. OH THE HUMANITY
10. If you let gay people marry each other, your kids will grow up to be timeshare salesmen… and they’ll have bees instead of fingers
11. You’ve been warned…
- The Army Corps of Engineers and North Dakota police have ordered protesters to leave the Dakota Access Pipeline site by this afternoon or face arrest.
- Immigrants are worried two government memos are laying the groundwork for the deportation force Trump promised on the campaign trail.
- A US federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
- Yalla! You can now download a new Arab emoji keyboard that includes a belly dancer, Oman Chips, and more 👏