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    How To Break Up With Your Imaginary Girlfriend

    It's no secret that made up relationships are hard. When they're good, it's unbelievable...but when they're bad, it can drive you to the verge of insanity. Not to worry, I'm here to help.

    First, be absolutely sure you want to do this.

    Don't be petty about it.

    Be absolutely clear that it's over.

    Alert everyone in the entire universe.

    Go make a crapload of tackles so everyone forgets you're the worst.