We don't have any time to waste, I need to get this off my chest right this second – KRIS JENNER MIGHT HAVE JUST ADMITTED THAT SHE'S ENGAGED!
OK OK OK to give you the context, Kris made an appearance on The Late Late Show with James Corden where she took part in the segment "Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts".
If you don't already know, the premise of the game is to either tell the truth when asked a question, or forfeit by eating something disgusting like a cow tongue or crickets.
Kris and James were playing along nicely, with nothing hugely interesting happening. And then the last question came along and changed everything.
James, refusing to beat around the bush, said: "You've been spotted wearing a massive diamond ring on your wedding finger. Are you and Corey Gamble engaged?"
Now this is where it gets interesting, because Kris actually said no, so I thought that was her answer. But when James asked if that's what she meant, Kris picked up a cricket to eat as a forfeit and said, "No, I'm not gonna answer."
Because TV producers are shady and live for the drama, the camera then went to Corey Gamble, who was standing in the wings laughing to himself.
Before she could eat the cricket, James tried to reason with Kris, saying that the ring was right there. But Kris dropped herself in it even more when she replied, "This isn't the ring."
THE ring. THE. Meaning there is A ring?????? I need answers, Kris!
And with that, Kris chose to eat the cricket instead of answer the question.
Now I don't want to draw conclusions and spread rumours. All I'm saying is there's a lot of goddamn evidence to suggest that there's a ring somewhere.
But don't take my word for it. Watch the clip for yourself! And because I believe in making life easier for everybody, you can skip to 6:19 for the engagement talk.
BuzzFeed have reached out to reps of Kris Jenner for comment.