1. When the queens started to read each other immediately and it was popcorn-grabbing perfection.
2. When this was the best group challenge to ever happen.
3. Until this one came along and scalped us all.
4. When Ru flicked the kettle and started spilling the tea.
And Michelle's reaction was literally all of us.
5. When Phi Phi refused to hug Alyssa.
And Alyssa was like, "Oop that must've been bad editing."
6. When Lil' Pound Cake was brought to life.
7. When Katya was just missing everything about Alyssa.
8. When Alyssa and Alaska did the comedy challenge and had us all crying.
The internet was v lol about that particular moment.
9. When this phrase became iconic in itself.
And Detox asked what we were all thinking.
10. I don't want to be cliché and say everything's iconic but COME ON.
11. Seriously, in 2016 we just did not deserve the greatness of this lip sync.
12. When Tatianna released her inner T-Boz.
13. When Alaska eliminated Tatianna and Detox eliminated Alyssa, all to save Roxxxy.
And the internet reacted appropriately.
No lie has been detected here.
14. When Katya absolutely balded Alaska with this subtle burn.
15. When the family challenge happened and it was the cutest thing ever.
16. And Katya just continued to be the gift that kept giving.
17. Like when she popped her fan and it frightened the life out of her.
18. When this meme was born.
And gave us some of the best material on the internet.
Which will live on in our hearts forever.
19. In fact, we didn't deserve Alyssa Edwards at all. 💖
20. When Coco gave us this throwback to Season 5.
21. When Mae West and Björk aka Alaska and Katya gave us EVERYTHING in the snatch game.
22. When Detox killed the runway.
EVERY.
SINGLE.
ONE.
23. This interview look in general was just...a lot.
24. And when the revenge of the queens happened and you just KNEW shit was about to hit the fan.
So yes, in case you didn't already know, All Stars 2 was the best season of reality television to happen ever and we were not worthy AT ALL (but thank god we got it anyway).
