Internet Finds·Posted on 19 Jan 202224 Tweets About Working In Retail That Are As Funny As They Are True"Fake laughing at customers jokes is actually an underrated life skill."by Benjamin DzialdowskiBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mo Gilligan @MoTheComedian Working in retail doing a close and then doing an open the next day https://t.co/6yXm0ET3Zd 09:53 PM - 17 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MoTheComedian 2. Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11 One time I had a customer walk in literally 5 minutes before we closed the restaurant and she had the audacity to yell “yay I made it” Girl you made what? Made me mad?!? 01:19 AM - 20 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @D_Kauf11 3. ً @DearVaughn me pretending to be busy the last hour of work 04:19 AM - 02 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DearVaughn 4. StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_ me during morning shift: aye who the FUCK closed last night me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener 12:35 AM - 25 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mariebabyyyyy_ 5. NAMUGENYI🇺🇬 @anamugenyii At work when your manager sees you and your co-workers having a group conversation https://t.co/7oXPurnxLp 10:26 AM - 17 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @anamugenyii 6. Lizzy 🍒 @theyluvlizzy Coworker relationships be hella different, like I will fight a customer for you but, Im still not taking your 6am shift next Friday 02:12 PM - 02 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @theyluvlizzy 7. Dykeuila Shots @hazeleckeogh I’d like you all to be aware that I called a 70 year old customer “good boy” after he called me a good girl in work and the look on his face was truly worth getting patronised in the first place 02:30 PM - 31 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hazeleckeogh 8. stupid dyke @lethbians me in the back looking for the size you asked for #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail 01:32 PM - 04 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lethbians 9. Sk🥤 @Sufyanbk Fake laughing at customers jokes is actually an underrated life skill 09:45 PM - 27 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Sufyanbk 10. Amanda @Pandamoanimum Woman at Tesco customer services was kicking off as the loose lettuce her daughter bought was all hard and tough and nothing like the prepackaged iceberg lettuce she normally bought. The lady serving politely informed her that it’s actually a cabbage. 05:58 PM - 07 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Pandamoanimum 11. AD🥇 @98Toks Me behind my manager when they tell the angry customer the EXACT same thing I said 01:48 AM - 16 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @98Toks 12. Hana @HanaHoops When your coworker asks for help at 4:57 but you’re done at 5:00 10:30 PM - 14 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HanaHoops 13. Erica @eerrriiicaa It’s actually so fucking annoying when you’re at work and your boss wants you to do something that’s well within your job responsibilities 06:10 PM - 08 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @eerrriiicaa 14. pizzarina sbarro @tillamundo Sitting on the toilet at work when u are supposed to be doing your job… top ten activity 10:34 PM - 07 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tillamundo 15. Senzäe ☾ | DUSZA 2 COMING SOON @Senzae_Official The sexual tension between me and wanting to call in sick every day I wake up for work 02:12 PM - 20 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Senzae_Official 16. Papá Rica @realdarrienb How I used to walk out of work when my manager let me leave early https://t.co/dAT84fZHLW 03:16 PM - 10 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @realdarrienb 17. Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry Customer: I want to speak to the manger. You The Manager: 02:21 AM - 23 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MatthewACherry 18. Taz Milbank (Nee Ebenezer) 💙 @Taz_Ebs @SarahMillican75 From working in retail at 16 and they wouldn’t scan I weirdly still know the barcode 50201600 😂😂😂🤷🏼♀️ 11:25 AM - 03 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Taz_Ebs 19. 𝘴ρ𝓲ᦔꫀꪗ🕸 @Spidey_e Gold @ ₹40,000/- No customers, Employees passing time dancing. 08:58 AM - 03 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Spidey_e 20. 3dave-penne @Davependo customer: could i get 20 john player blue me: have you got ID customer: i'm 27 😂 me: sorry i couldn't tell cos if you're over 13 you're supposed to be wearing a mask customer: 08:02 PM - 08 Nov 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Davependo 21. Daniel Caxton 🇳🇬 @_Danyehh When you’re bantering with the customer and they ruin the joke with “does that mean I get it free ?” https://t.co/jSxrG9sVGG 08:23 AM - 03 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_Danyehh 22. 🚩 @profiterholes when u work in retail n some arsehole tells u its a shame ur missin a lovely day ootside https://t.co/194TsyGq07 12:53 PM - 23 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @profiterholes 23. nayeli🥂 @justeliiiii “Do you got plans after work?” Me: “yea imma be busy” My plans: 08:55 AM - 21 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @justeliiiii 24. Bitchy Waiter ™ @bitchywaiter Customer at 10:59: You’re open till 11:00, right? Me: 04:01 AM - 15 Dec 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bitchywaiter