People Are Sharing Their Nightmare Neighbour Stories, And I'm Ready To Go To The Supreme Court For Them

"'Your cat did it I couldn't stop her.' My cat is 14 and has no teeth."

You can't choose who lives next to you, and despite calls to "love thy neighbour", sometimes, it really isn't that easy.

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Here are 22 stories of neighbours who are a total pain in the arse!

H/T to r/mildlyinfuriating for a lot of these submissions.

1. This person's neighbour's car created a blinding light.

My neighbor just got their car detailed; it's so shiny that the sun reflection melted my blinds from Wellthatsucks

2. This poor person's neighbour won't stop spying on them.

I put up a fence to keep my thieving and incredibly nosy neighbor out. He then puts up a camera so that he can look in. from mildlyinfuriating

3. Whoever has to contend with this selfish neighbour has my sympathy.

Next door neighbor parks both cars in front of house, blocks my mailbox and leaves theirs open from mildlyinfuriating

4. This person is actively being poisoned by their neighbour.

Woman’s neighbor sprays Raid, peeks through the slits in the fence… from oddlyterrifying

5. This person's neighbour brought a dog to a cat-only party.

A neighbour was house sitting for my cat while I was away. She has a dog. I told her the dog wasn't allowed in my house. I come back to about 30 cat pouches looking like this - "your cat did it I couldn't stop her". My cat is 14 and has no teeth. from Wellthatsucks

6. This person is constantly being interrupted in their TV time by their idiot neighbour.

Idiot neighbour keeps trying to connect to my tv. I can't block it. from mildlyinfuriating

7. I'm sorry to whoever has to deal with these lazy so-and-sos.

My neighbours won't clear the dirty water in the pool. And now I can see mosquitoes sitting on the water, reproducing. Tried telling them, but they find it too gross to clean. 🫣 from mildlyinfuriating

8. This person's neighbour is a thief AND a liar!

Amazon delivery picture of my package on my neighbors porch. Asked my neighbor if they happened to accidentally get my package. "Nope didn't see it" from mildlyinfuriating

9. I can't believe a person actually got sent this by someone they live near.

Someone anonymously sent this to my neighbor from oddlyterrifying

10. I mean, imagine a neighbour continually pissing on your house!

My neighbour keeps pissing next to my house. from CasualUK

11. This person's neighbour is being a total ball-ache.

Annoying neighbor complains about my balls. from funny

12. This neighbour's behaviour is annoying and just plain confusing.

My neighbour has been hoovering their lawn. from neighborsfromhell

13. I guess this is what happens when your neighbour doesn't pay their workers.

My neighbor “allegedly” refused to pay the guy who cleared his back yard. He’ll be coming home to this gift left in his driveway. from funny

14. I don't even know what to say about this extremely rogue neighbour behaviour.

Neighbor taped this to my door from ThatsInsane

15. This person's neighbour went to extreme lengths to get rid of their cat 😥.

6 months ago, our psycho neighbor trapped our cat and released him 12 miles away. Today, we found him! Welcome home, Iggy! from MadeMeSmile

16. This person now has to deal with the real life consequences of their neighbour's ineptitude.

Neighbor having dead tree cut down...contractor made a little mistake... from FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

17. This person's neighbour is extremely vigilant about holiday seasons.

Neighbors who have nothing better to do from mildlyinfuriating

18. What to say about this overly excessive neighbour.

Our neighbor bought this giant sign instead of turning the light off from pics

19. This person's neighbour is obviously desperate for attention.

Worst campground neighbor ever…Or the best? from funny

20. This person's cat keeps getting fed by their neighbours.

My cat is becoming a right lard arse because an unidentified neighbour won't stop feeding him. from britishproblems

21. Having to contend with a freeloading landlord is one thing, but when they become your greedy neighbour, that's quite another!

My landlord texted me this after he kicked my sweet elderly neighbor out of our duplex so he could moved in. from mildlyinfuriating

22. Finally, I'm kind of in love with this polite request from a reasonable and incredibly formal neighbour.

A true neighbourly British complaint from CasualUK

Do you have any nightmare neighbour stories? Let us know in the comments below!