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You thought we were done?? You fools! We have only just begun!! The Westover House is back and more grown up than ever! See who you are today!!

The Westover House: Grownup Edition

What banana are you?

Pick a beer!

Somebody says hello to you. How do you respond?

Someone wants to talk Marvel Superheroes. How long does your conversation last?

Do you have a beard?

Celebrity look-alike time! Choose a celebrity!

How many cups of coffee do you drink per day?

Somebody asks how you are doing. How do you respond?

Pick a diseased fundus photo!

Last but not least! You are seen without a shirt on, what do people say??

Hold up.. you got Benjamin Allen? What!? Nobody gets Benjamin Allen!! Like seriously, nobody like, "gets," Benjamin Allen, you know? Like, does anyone really get him? I'm just sayin...
Anyway you're Benjamin Allen. You probably solve problems totally in your head, wait until the last minute for everything (bc tbh the world should be waiting on you, rigghhhttt????), and laugh maniacally at your own jokes (nobody gets you like you do). 
You are a 3w2 enneagram. Go ahead an google that to find out what that means! I mean if you're a Ben, that's already what you do to convince everyone you're smart..
Congrats on getting Ben!

Benjamin Allen

Ha! You really think you're Jason Young? Alright let me ask you some questions to verify.. Are you actually Trevor Knight?? Yes? Oh shoot, I guess you are Jason Young then..
Well congrats! As Jason, you probably solve all your problems with your smile. Really the world exists to make sure no harm comes to you. You likely are a 7 on the enneagram, even though you probably don't know what the enneagram is! 
So go ahead, brag to your friends on social media that you are Jason! 
But if you're a true Jason you don't have social media, sooooo.....

Jason Young

Crouching Tiger, Hidden DAVID!!! Smokes, you're David Gorrebeck! With the hair and everything!
As a David, you do it all! Whatever you want to do!
Engineer? Easy. Play guitar? Piece of cake. Smash your roommates at smash bros? Like taking candy from a baby. Go to pound town on Cicis? Any day of the week and twice on Sunday. 
As David, you are most likely to either succeed or drop everything and invest all your money to start a career as a professional Smash Bros player. Idk, we haven't figured that one out yet..
Congrats on being David!

David Gorrebeck

All things in moderation right?? Wrong. 
You're Jordan Roiko. 100% everything. 
Poptarts for breakfast? Guess what you've eaten the entire box.
Staying up late? Oops looks like it's 5:30 am and you're still awake. 
Aiming to date at least a 6? Well would you look at that you've married a 10!
As a Jordan, what you lack in abs you make up for by going above and beyond in all other areas of your life! So go on, eat those poptarts! Stay awake so long that people start fearing for your health! You're doing something right!

Jordan Roiko

Well butter my biscuits and call me breakfast, you've gotten Jacob Preston!
Are you fiercely loyal, highly affectionate, and read headed? Yes? You even answered yes to the last one? Holy cow, I mean only 2 percent of the population is red headed, you really are a Jacob Preston.. My, you could've just left it at the first two and I would've been convinced. But look at you you overachiever!
Alright alright, as a Jacob yes, you are fiercely loyal like a puppy, and yes, you have been described by some (Ben Allen) as being a french fry dipped in ketchup, and everyone loves you for it!
Good job you Jacob!

Jacob Preston

Grab a bowl of rice and beans and pay a little extra for the guac, because you just got Josh Chipotle! (Ok sure, his name is really Josh Tripode, but we all agree that Josh Chipotle is a cool name ok??)
As a Josh, you're probably wayyyyy older than your actual age, but you have the endurance of a stallion! Probably at least. 
As a Josh, you are most likely to exhibit characteristics of the typical dad. You are also most likely to know all about all the sports, all the best family style restaurants, and all about what goes into making a good brisket. So, really just the dad stuff... 
Congrats on being a Josh!

Josh Chipotle

You're Bret. It's time to describe your personality using the language of Bret. 
FORTNITE FORTNITE PUBG TACO BELL FUZZY'S TACO BELL FORTNITE!!!
Good job getting Bret!

Bret

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