The Canada's Drag Race Roast Was A Little Too Spicy, But Here's Why I Couldn't Look Away

Can we (as a family) talk about that ending?

🚨 This post contains spoilers for Canada's Drag Race Season 2. 🚨

Is it hot in here? Or is it just the roast episode of Canada's Drag Race?

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Like all iconic seasons of Drag Race before it, we were blessed (or... cursed?) with an incredibly memorable hour of television. Here are my Episode 7 highlights:

1. You know we're in for a good hour of television because this episode starts off with a bang.*

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*Nip slip. 

2. 7 episodes in and ultimately my frontrunner this season is still the Neutrogena Wipe Wall.

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Werk queen boots the house down slay!

3. Kendall Gender’s inspo for the "Fashion Puh-lease" mini challenge:

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*Shawn Mendes voice*

It's giving... Curious George's human dad.

4. The roast challenge is announced, and this year’s theme—Brooke Lynn Hytes, seems SO hard to me.

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Like, what the heck are these queens gonna say? She’s gorgeous? She’s a great dancer? She’s so good she managed to land the hosting gig of an international multi-milLLION doLLAR frANCHISE?????

5. While workshopping her roast, Adriana gives homage to Joanne.

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Take my hand, stay Joanne, comedy is not…. reaaaaaady for you.

6. Every day I learn something new….

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The world really is our classroom.

7. Now let’s get to the roast! Kendall kicked it off super strong:

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8. While Adriana started off slow but worked her way up to a cackle from Brooke:

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9. Next up, Gia drove the struggle bus straight to the outskirts of Utica Queen territory.

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10. And Pythia basically rode in the passenger seat with all those clunkers.

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11. Thankfully Icesis swooped in to save the day.

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So she got played off. So her set was too long. SO WHAT! Everything Icesis says makes me chortle. Forget the Neutrogena Wipe Wall, Icesis really is my queen this season. How's that for unbiased journalism?

12. And while she started off with some good reads, Kimora ended the roast on a... spicy note.

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13. Dungeons and Drag Queens is another amazing runway prompt. Icesis and Gia looked stunning:

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14. And of course Pythia’s reveal left me with my jaw on the floor and with one question on my mind:

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How the heck did she pack that?

15. After getting her critiques from the judges, Kimora revealing that she wanted to leave was shocking to me.

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Babe, gasp! No! Get back on stage so you can perform your super weird, totally normal lip sync! (See #18)

16. After 7 episodes, I’m so glad Kendall finally got a win.

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And she won a mini and a main? Huge for her and the Vancouver community. 

17. PLEASE, WHERE ARE THE PRODUCERS PULLING THESE LIP SYNC SONGS FROM?

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Every week I literally throw my laptop when they announce the song. b4-4???? Reader, I choked on my Peach Honey AHA (not sponsored). 

18. If I was Gia I think I would have *snapped* during this lip sync!

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Drag is not a contact sport, so I commend Gia for not plucking some of Kimora's feathers for getting in her way. I'm super sad to see Kimora go (I was/still am rooting for her!), but I couldn't help but wonder— what the frock did I just watch? 

And while it was eye-brow raising, it was certainly memorable. Just like Kimora Amour herself! As she soared off into the sky, I asked what her gaggiest moment of the season was:

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"My most gag-worthy moment was the Ugly As Sin runway, because I didn’t expect that much emotion to come out of me when doing a runway presentation."

What did you think of that ending? Was Kimora just interpretative dancing, or was it good old-fashioned self-sabotage? Sound off below!