1. Eating is never something you do alone...
2. Why have pie when you can have cannoli!
3. You're parents still do everything for you...
You learned how to do your laundry, cook, clean, etc. at a young age, yet when you're home, your parents have to do it for you!
4. ... then they say you're lazy because you never do anything!
You literally can't win!
5. The Godfather
7. When you bring home a new boyfriend your father needs to have a little chat with him
8. SUNDAY DINNER
9. When you try to help cook but end up watching because "you're not doing it right"
Seriously though... Everything starts off really well until about ten minutes later your hands are being smacked away
10. What happens in the family, stays in the family
Everyone else doesn't need to know