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Have you ever wondered what it was like to live in an all-girls dorm? Have you wondered what kind of girl you would be if you did live in an all-girls dorm? Now you can have all your questions answered. So grab that PRNDL, put it in park, and re-evaluate your life. It's time to find out who you really are.

Which Member Of "The Grind Train Of Friendship" Are You?

It's 2 AM and you're starving. Where are you going to make a late night run to get food?

You're going to Bubble Island. What do you order?

You have a huge, important exam tomorrow. Where are you studying?

Time to get lit. What's your drink?

Where's your favorite spot in Martha Cook to hangout?

What are you allergic to?

What kind of guy/girl are you attracted to?

Which horrifying dating experience do you relate to most?

What celebrity or famous person do you relate to most?

Favorite party song?

What would you major in if you could pick anything?

Favorite "Overheard at MCB" quote?

What does Michael's tattoo look like to you?

What is your role in the friend group?

How many meme group chats are you in?

What time do you usually go to bed?

It's Friday night. What are your plans?

How many slides on your boy/girl powerpoint?

What's your fetish?

Favorite meme?

The fire drill went off for the 83934th time. What do you grab on your way out of mcb?

Favorite food from Martha Cook?

Congrats! You got Rat Boi! You have probably realized this by now, but you are the male friend of the all-girl group. You spend all your time in Martha Cook even though you don't live there, but you wish you could. You probably have a tattoo that everyone else thinks is shitty, but that's okay because you make up for it in your smooth dancing skills. You have an unhealthy obsession with rats and Hamilton and Charlie Puth, and one day you might lose all circulation from wearing extra tight skinny jeans. Overall, you are a very decent person who doesn't shit on MCB unlike some people...

Michael

Congrats! You got Emuhhhhhhly! You are the badass, emo friend of the group who never lets anything get in her way. You love going to the frats and partying it up, but you always end up back in the gold room at MCB at the end of the night. Also, you aren’t afraid of anything, even being a stalker to support your friends. Usually, you probably always have a million things to do, but somehow, and with the power of espresso, you still get it all done. All while rocking an awesome septum piercing.

Emily

Congrats! You got Mary! Aka Chicken Broccoli Bake. Aka I Am Your Daddy Now. You are the awesome, funny, weather-loving chick of the friend group. If someone wants to know if they should wear a coat or grab their umbrella, they know they can always count on you to give them the deets on the daily forecast. Also, you have the funniest Tinder convos and killer Powerpoint Presentation skills. Amidst your busy schedule, you manage to make time for Disney flicks, musicals, acapella groups, and being hella sassy.

Mary

Congrats you Pope-loving, chicken-nugget eating, Bo-Burnham obsessed emo chick! You got Brooke! You love listening to punk music but can also get down to Big Green Tractor, even though all country music is trash. When you aren’t obsessing over the Perks of Being a Wallpaper, you can probably be found watching The Office, Parks and Rec, or Bob’s Burgers. Even when Latin finals and shitty, poser fuckboys got you down, your love for wholesome memes gets you through anything. Poppin Tic-Tacs might be the end of you, but by the power of Pope Francis and if “Deus Vult”, then you will conquer all.

Brooke

Congrats! You got Emma! You are the loving, caring Mom of the group who takes care of her little ducklings but also knows how to get lit and have a good time as well. One time you may have gotten in trouble for touching the Holy Cactus, but that’s okay because you got boys lining down the block to watch what ya got! (sorry for the Fergie reference). Anyway, when you aren’t gracing the halls of Martha Cook with your melodious voice, you are probably playing Nancy Drew or watching a musical.

Emma

Congrats! You got Kat! Your full name is Katherine, but you go by Kat. Anyways, you are the fun, sarcastic, salty af girl of the group with Rapunzel hair. Everyone loves you because of your sexual competence and love for correcting people on their improper usage of gender and health terminology. You managed to pass one of the hardest classes at U of M, so basically you are untouchable and conquer anything. Keep on being you the awesome Miranda-Sings-impersonating, Nyle-Dimarco-Loving, Pinterest-Board-Making book lover!

Congrats! You got Jenna! You are the funny, hockey-obsessed, mug-loving, gluten-fearing friend of the group, You love to get lit, and you usually become the dancing, flirty drunk when you do. Sometimes you ignore your gluten allergy and indulge anyway, cause fuck it. You love all forms of pop culture, especially One Direction, the Sprouse Twins, and High School Musical. You are also a huge fan of all types of sports, especially hockey. You can usually be found at the football or hockey games on campus or tweeting about all the shitty players on the Ohio teams.

Jenna

Congrats! You got Regan! Aka Rag-Dab. Aka Enginerd. Aka McCorn Butt. Aka R-swag. Aka Raggin. As you can tell, you have many nicknames given to you by your loving friends. You are the funny, quirky, smart, dorky, gluten-free friend of the group obsessed with Brendon Urie, The Office, Friends, and Gilmore Girls. You always capture the funny, and usually inappropriate, moments of the group through your constant vlogs on your rad finsta. Sometimes you get crazy Tinder messages that can involve weed poop, but your memes are always the dankest.

Regan

Congrats! You got Cece! You are the kind, witty, smart, and meme-loving friend in the group. You are hella intelligent and love anything science fiction, even though your friends usually make you watch Disney flicks and Rom-Coms. When you aren’t watching Doctor Who or Star Wars, you are probably boppin to “Staying Alive” by the Bee-Gees. Even though your friends may force you to watch Twilight, you would still probably beat anyone up that got in the way of your friends because you are hella tough. Also, you can rock long hair or short hair and any uniform.

Cece

Congrats! You got Audrey! You are the sweet, funny friend of the group with the cutest outfits. You are so good at building things, probably because of your awesome architectural skills. You can probably be found rolled up in a blanket on the floor talking about potatoes and or burping on command. When you aren’t working towards abolishing ableism or trying to carry a bunch of materials to North Campus, you are probably working on a To-Do list of all the other stuff you have to do. People know you to be fun-loving and kind, but they can’t bro you til’ they know you.

Audrey

Congrats! You got Bella! You are the kind, caring one of the group who always looks out for her friends. You are obsessed with One Direction, The Office, anything the color blue. You can be weird and loud at times, but it usually makes people laugh. You love your friend endlessly, and are probably in 20+ meme group chats with them. Also, whenever someones needs something, like a cup of coffee, a pack of Tic Tacs, some drugs, or a spy for their Tinder date, you always got a fresh supply. Actually, this whole description is unnecessary, because B!tch, you already been knew! So keep on listening to those bops and never stop having rad movie nights.

Bella

Congrats! You got Alyssa! You are the mermaid of the group. That’s right. You aren’t even human. You are a literal fish. When you aren’t splashing around in the water kicking ass at water polo, you are probably hoarding Gold Fish or changing your hair to another color (which you could rock any color of the rainbow btw). You call everyone in the friend group “lovelies”, but you are the true lovely. Your boy stories are great and hilarious, and you always manage to make everyone laugh. No matter what happens, you always find a way to get through it, probably because of your mermaid powers. Also, you could probably throw a lit af party with the Pope, Satan, and Bill Nye the science guy.

Alyssa

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