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28 Things You Don't Need But Will Definitely Buy Anyway

Don't look at this list if you're trying to save money.

1. A pair of stockings that are the cat's meow.

2. A collection of toothpicks to add some life to your food.

3. A hair pin that will turn you into a majestic, antlered forest nymph.

4. A pair of collar pins to give any shirt a new outlook.

5. An inflatable oyster shell you can emerge from like you're Venus, goddess of beauty, love, and looking fire at the beach.

6. A unicorn candle holder that weeps rainbows, for a sadistic ambience.

7. A black bath bomb for the most metal bath time ever.

8. A deck of cards that's basically Solitaire IRL.

9. A set of seven erasers to turn your desk into a zoo.

10. A flamingo snow globe that replaces snow with glitter, for people who hate the winter.

11. An egg mold for turning your breakfast into a dapper feline, minus the cat hair.

12. A nesting doll that reveals three monochrome woodland creatures.

13. An ice-pop mold to transform your snacks into nautical shapes.

14. An out-of-this-world necklace that lets you be the center of the universe.

15. A set of magical cupcake liners and toppers for magical parties.

16. A helpful dinosaur that holds tacos and is destined to be your best friend.

17. A waffle maker straight from Darth Vader's kitchen.

18. A super-specific enamel pin for Nicktoons lovers.

19. A Jesus air freshener to bless your car.

20. A collection of six geometric hair pins for putting your hair back in style.

21. A feline toilet brush holder that looks like it's seen some shit.

22. A pair of Snorlax slippers to fully convey how lazy you are.

23. A Vincent van Gogh plush that will give you swirly dreams when you cuddle it.

24. A unicorn horn to jazz up your pet.

25. A rousing game of Cat-Opoly that will tear your family apart.

26. A squirrel feeder for pranking neighboring squirrels hard.

27. An egg candle that "hatches" into your new dinosaur baby.

28. A sandwich slicer for turning your lunch into two dinosaurs.

Don't say we didn't warn you!