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    Posted on Jan 9, 2018

    39 Products That A Unicorn Probably Puked Up

    BLEEUUURGHH *sparkle* *sparkle*

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    1. Chunky, iridescent glitter so you can cover yourself in shimmery scales and look like a beautiful, magical fish.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I used it for my unicorn makeup look for Halloween and it was stunning. Loved it!" —DSue

    Get it from Amazon for $7.50.

    2. Pearl-dotted fishnet tights for glitzy gams that are definitely going to turn some heads.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I was really impressed with the quality of these! The gems do NOT come off; I expected some shedding. I was so surprised at the quality! The fishnet is also more durable than the cheap-o ones you get at a party store." —A. Fox

    Get them from Amazon for $8.99.

    3. A 12-piece electroplated flatware set best used when entertaining a blessing of unicorns.

    urbanoutfitters.com

    Yes, a group of unicorns is called a blessing.

    Get them from Urban Outfitters for $55.

    4. A pair of chunky rainbow earrings for ears as strong as your belief in magical horses.

    bando.com

    Get them from Ban.do for $60.

    5. A rainbow pom-pom garland worthy of a mythical home.

    etsy.com

    Get it from LovebugLullabies on Etsy for $8.95+ (available in six lengths).

    6. An iridescent backpack so you can be the coolest kid in school.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "This is super cute! It's a little smaller than your average Jansport but you're able to fit normal sized notebooks and folders in just fine. I love all the secret pockets on the inside; it's a very nice touch." —Marisya

    Get it from Amazon for $33.69.

    7. A rainbow neon light to turn on when you're looking to lure in some leprechauns. 2018 is going to be you most prosperous year yet.

    us.asos.com

    Get it on Asos for $40 or something similar from Wayfair for $25.99.

    8. A double-walled acrylic bottle filled with glitter so you can have a mini party every time you remember to drink water.

    bando.com

    It holds 24 ounces.

    Get it from Amazon for $24 or Ban.do for $26 (available in two colors).

    9. A bottle of glittery nail polish for anyone who wishes they had little disco balls on their fingers.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I absolutely LOVE ILNP! This is the highest quality formula I've ever used and I've used Dior, Estée Lauder, etc. It goes on like butter and wears like iron—and looks fabulous! Even after four days, it was still perfect—and I washed the car during that time! I will definitely be buying more. Thanks for making such a high quality product!" —Dyann T. Kruszona

    Get it from Amazon for $10.

    10. A pack of scented, glittery gel pens to write all your mythical beast fanfics with.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I got these along with some scented gel crayons for my five-year-old daughter's Easter basket! Needless to say they are a BIG hit! She loves to color, doodle, and draw, and these are a fabulous addition to her art caddy." —Lonestar_808

    Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $8.25.

    11. An eyeshadow palette featuring some highly-pigmented glitter pans for the "ready to party with elves" look you've been going for.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I love this palette! I've used it for a few looks and the pigmentation is incredible! I will definitely be repurchasing this palette! It's a must have!" —Cherinee

    Get it from Amazon for $9.88.

    12. A pastel bath bomb scented with strawberry, watermelon, and cotton candy — pretty much exactly what we imagine a unicorn would smell like.

    etsy.com

    Get it from LillianVioletCo on Etsy for $6.

    13. A glittery jumpsuit for making big impressions in.

    freepeople.com

    Get it from Free People for $350 (available in sizes 4–12).

    14. A pastel ombré wig as dreamy as a real unicorn's mane.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I buy wigs for everyday use and wear them everyday. I decided to purchase this one just for fun because the price was cheap and reasonable, and it shipped to me very quickly. For the price of this wig, I could not be happier with it. Firstly, the colors are beautiful, and do NOT have an unrealistic shine. Each individual color blends together so smoothly; the makers of this product did an amazing job. The feel of the wig is very realistic and soft. This is synthetic hair, and it can be risky when you buy synthetic hair because they sometimes feel like plastic or look like plastic. This is not the case for this wig!" —Amber Marie

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    15. A glitter lava lamp for people who think their usual lighting situation isn't glamorous enough.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "Much brighter than your average lava lamp; the light is gold and it's really pretty. Bought it for my daughter and she loves it." —Andrea M. H.

    Get it from Amazon for $18.73+ (available in three colors).

    16. Winky Lux Glitter Balm — a hydrating lip balm that reacts to your skin's pH level to give you a unique shade of shimmery pink. Talk about magical.

    winkylux.com

    Get it from Winky Lux for $14.

    17. A fancy bottle of matches with rainbow tips that will set your heart aflame.

    urbanoutfitters.com

    The bottles comes with 60 matches.

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16.

    18. A collection of glitter eyeliner so you can draw a rainbow right on your eyelid.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I felt like I needed a little extra sparkle at work after going through a very difficult loss. I put a thin line of one of these glitter colors on over or right above my usual black eyeliner, and I'm so happy with the result. The variety of colors means I can wear a different color every day and never get tired of them." —Allison

    Get a set of nine from Amazon for $14.39.

    19. An alternative subscription box for those who prefer their unicorns black instead of rainbow.

    cratejoy.evyy.net

    The crate features things like crystals, cookie cutters, and items from Etsy sellers.

    Get it from Cratejoy for $15+/month.

    20. Confetti-filled slime so transfixing, it'll cast a spell on you.

    etsy.com

    Get it from SuperAwwwsome on Etsy for $4+ (available in five sizes).

    21. A pair of shiny creepers to wear while sneaking up on mythical creatures without being detected.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "They're definitely UK sizing, not US, but luckily it's not that much of a difference! I absolutely love them because they're not super bulky or heavy. They're absolutely adorable and super holographic, and they fit really well!" —Raven

    Get them from Amazon for $20.99 (available in sizes 5–9).

    22. A colorful stationery set for the unicorn hunter who needs to keep their field notes organized.

    target.com

    It comes with a sticker sheet, catch-all pouch, patches, scented markers, rainbow eraser, journal, sticky notes, and a pom-pom pen.

    Get it from Target for $15.

    23. A sequined iPad case that changes colors as you pet it, because there are no real unicorns around to pet.

    us.asos.com

    The faux leather case fits on iPad minis and doubles as a stand.

    Get it from Asos for $29.

    24. A flashy, reusable Solo cup for partying in style.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99 or Francesca's for $10.98.

    25. A simple cardigan with a little rainbow flourish everyone will ~bow~ down to.

    forever21.com

    Get it from Forever 21 for $6.

    26. A set of rainbow playing cards for a colorful game even better than Magic: The Gathering.

    urbanoutfitters.com

    Get it from Amazon for $11.80 or Urban Outfitters for $10.00.

    27. An iridescent scarab bottle opener that will beetle the competition for best kitchenware.

    urbanoutfitters.com

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $24.50.

    28. A Rainbow Brite-esque purse for anyone who has always been jealous of the character's trusty steed.

    us.asos.com

    Get it from Asos for $40.

    29. A pair of dazzling pink booties you'll be starry-eyed for.

    nastygal.com

    *____*

    Get them from Nasty Gal for $44 (available in sizes 5–9).

    30. An iridescent phone case pocket so you can keep your official unicorn fan club membership card on hand at all times.

    amazon.com

    It comes with two slots and can stick onto most phone cases.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.

    31. A long-sleeve shirt with pastel stripes and embroidered patch to wear while re-enacting a '90s movie where you find a unicorn in your backyard.

    hottopic.com

    Get it from Hot Topic for $31.92 (available in plus sizes 0–3).

    32. A rainbow choker that will make a hue-ge difference to your outfit.

    forever21.com

    Get it from Forever 21 for $1.

    33. A pair of glamorous glitter heels to walk on all the haters who say unicorns aren't real.

    us.asos.com

    If magic isn't real, then how do you explain these spell-binding heels?

    Get them from Asos for $32 (available in sizes 4–8).

    34. And a rainbow Macbook keyboard cover so you can digitize all those important notes. There might be tears over how good your ideas are, so it's important to keep your keyboard safe!

    amazon.com

    They fit all 2017 13" Macbooks.

    Get it from Amazon for $5.99.

    35. A rainbow notepad to write down your most colorful ideas.

    urbanoutfitters.com

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $8 or Amazon for $9.52.

    36. A pair of red sneaks with rainbow soles that are honestly soul-saving.

    forever21.com

    Get them from Forever 21 for $8 (available in sizes 6–10).

    37. A luxurious, sparkly kimono to wear to raves — or honestly, just every time you want to look fabulous.

    yourlamode.com

    Get it from Your Lamode for $210 (available in two sizes).

    38. A knife set with blades so iridescent, they almost look like they were made with unicorn horns.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "Oh MAN, these knives are cool. Came out of the box nice and sharp... didn't even have to break out the sharpener for a single one! The plastic covers they ship the knives with are GREAT. You usually get some garbage piece of cardboard that shreds when you pick up the box. BUT NOT FROM SILISLICK! NO SIRREE. The only negative thing I can think of is that they say never to put these in the dishwasher, but I usually don't with big old knives anyways. It certainly wasn't a deal breaker for me! And they just look great." —adam piekarski

    Get it from Amazon for $25.95 (available in two colors).

    39. A hot pink snood to wrap around your head when you want to channel your inner unicorn.

    shop.mango.com

    Get it from Mango for $39.99.

    No actual unicorns coughed these products up.

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