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1.Reusable beeswax food wrap that'll keep your food fresh without being too wasteful. Goodbye, mountain of crumbled tin foil and plastic wrap! I will never miss you.
2.A pack of coasters with Larry David's judgmental stare that may finally shame your roommates into respecting the wood coffee table.
3.An animal-shaped hand cover that'll keep you and surfaces from coming into direct contact. Best part is watching a lil' mouse chomp down on a doorknob like it's a really enticing hunk of cheese.
4.A "hilarious" mug covered in dad jokes that will come in handy when you need a groan-worthy gag ASAP.
5.A Golden Girls magnet that'll be a friend and let you know whether the dishes are clean or dirty — unless of course you pull a Rose and forget to turn the magnet.
6.A very helpful goose (unlike the one in Untitled Goose Game) with a magnetic beak that'll keep your often-lost metal items (keys, wrench, ice cream scooper) in plain view.
9.A stand to keep your tacos upright and at attention. Every single crumb of your taco filling should be safely stored in the tortilla and this gadget will make it happen.
10.A kid-friendly wooden knife that can chop soft foods but not fingers. Your little sous chef can finally do more than just lick the spoon.
11.A mini folding wine table with room for two glasses, two cans, and a bottle of wine so you can pretend your backyard is a fancy winery.
12.And a leather strap that keep a bottle of wine safely secured to a bicycle.
13.A washable sponge for anyone who hates having to throw away so many mostly-fine sponges just because of a little mildew smell.
14.A floral recipe tin that'll keep your amazing lemon lavender cheesecake recipe safe and look adorable doing it. I know you have that bookmark folder on your computer labeled "make and eat these," but analog recipes are so much more fun.
15.A dip clip so you can keep your sauces safely secured while in the car.
16.An ice cream cozy that keeps your pint condensation-free and your hands comfortable.
19.A mushroom log that sprouts delicious shiitake mushrooms so you always have an excellent pizza topping in stock. Plucking mushrooms off a log for dinner? Who are you, a CUTE GNOME IN THE WOODS?
20.A plastic bag dryer here to make your eco-friendly decisions a little easier. You shouldn't be punished with a tornado of plastic just because you like to reuse things.
21.A reusable coffee filter that can be used daily for years — if this has taught me anything, it's that a ton of kitchen waste could be totally avoided!
22.A chicken feed picnic table (aptly named the Chicknic table) that'll give your chickens a taste of what it's like to be a human with furniture.
23.And on the subject of chickens, a plastic egg container that's customized with any irreverent decal you'd like. Personally, I'd go with "Shell station."
24.A linen loaf bag that'll keep your bread fresh and also make you feel like you live in a cottage in the mountains with an herb garden and a best-selling cookbook.
25.A pack of record dividers for vinyl collectors who need to do a little more organizing. It'll feel like you're record shopping through your own collection and might even help you rediscover old purchases.
26.A pocket knife ring complete with a straight blade, serrated blade, bottle opener, saw, and even a comb, so you're never left empty-fingered.