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    19 Fun Things You May Never Ever Use, But Will Still Love Anyway

    Impractical things = the best gifts for yourself.

    1. A Snitch drone that's the next best thing to an actual flying magical ball. We muggles have to make do.

    2. Squishy unicorns worth a good squeeze whenever this unicornless reality gets too stressful.

    3. A miniature wacky waving inflatable tube man — you can learn some great moves from this guy.

    4. Sarcastic notecards that any office job-having person can relate to. Now if only you could get up the nerve to actually send one.

    5. A succulent candle with such a beautiful design, it'll be kind of hard to justify actually lighting it.

    6. A mini Jenga kit for quick games on the go — if you can remember to pack it.

    7. A waffle stick maker for delicious, dippable waffles any time. Seriously, any time!

    8. A book with spaces and prompts to draw 642 different things. Maybe now you will stop talking about how you want to get back into drawing and just do it... maybe.

    9. A We Are Knitters kit that — in a perfect world — would help you knit your very own scarf. One day you'll get right on that, I'm sure.

    10. A whopping 50 stickers from The Office so delightful, you might never want to put them on anything.

    11. A set of llama wine markers you can use whenever you finally decide to host.

    12. A make-you-own face mask kit for the skincare fan who has already tried every other mask on the market.

    13. A Starbucks strawberry frap bath bomb that would probably make for a very nice bath experience. Too bad it's way too cute to ever use.

    14. A pair of tiny hands to help you do tiny tasks (mainly making people laugh).

    15. A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pizza cookbook to help you whip up tasty pies at home, whether that's a house, an apartment or the sewers.

    16. A six-pack of lip balms with lil' flowers inside that you'll never use, lest you risk disrupting the flower.

    17. A cooking kit to help you craft your own bagels. I'm just not waiting by the phone expecting an invitation to your new bagel store's grand opening.

    18. A microwave s'mores maker for enjoying a camping staple without actually having to go camping.

    19. And a screaming goat figure with one purpose: to vocalize how we're all feeling.

    Anyway, I'm just kidding. I'm sure you'll definitely use these things!

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